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Dulcet tones it is.
Now, it's all right, um...
If the feds come for you, they gotta go through me first.
What?
Me too, Dave. I can't help what I found.
Well, you-- Um...
Large unsubstantiated cash deposits
No, no, no. Actually, he wrote this down.
in Kuala Lumpur?
Hey, somebody wanna give me a boost?
you've got startin' up?
accused of being
Oh, then you got it, boss.
[CHUCKLES]
That's it. I'm not gonna lie to you.
Huh? Oh, these guys think I'm D.B. Cooper, so--
[LAUGHS]
I'm not pulling any punches on this one.
why is he just hanging around the station?
Really right now, don't you think you have
That's why I'm having drinks with him tonight.
at peak efficiency until he gets back.
Wow.
All right, who's the prankster? Dave?
Dave, Johnny's evil. He's not blind.
He's-- He's in Kuala Lumpur.
"He's evil and must be stopped at all costs. Help me."
Thank God. Thank God.
I'm here to help you guys out during this crisis. Yeah.
It's just like ever since I was a kid,
You know what?
Sorry, slugger, I missed you this time.
The meeting is now adjourned.
Yeah, they're good guys, good guys.
Oh, um, I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget it.
I can just see it.
THANK GOD!
to know what it's really like behind bars.
I'm hiding from the FBI!