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Dave, what's going on?
Uh-huh. Okay? The kid gloves are off.
So, uh, Matthew, what--
When Jimmy told me you guys had heart,
a man calling himself D.B. Cooper hijacked a plane
billionaire media mogul Jimmy James,
It's the one I used back when I was in juvie.
LISA: Matthew.
[♪]
Matthew, you're on the D.B. Cooper story.
Well, you know, that's--
Look, he's evil, all right?
I just happen to think that there's no way
Oh, well, I--
to recognize an American Beauty.
Dave, I have a corporate empire.
You did? Yeah.
I've just had this unnatural fear of prisons.
Yeah, until that guy, uh, came from your office
Hey, I pressed your jacket like you asked, boss.
No way, D.B. Cooper parachuted to his death.
Is it like a promotional stunt for some other company
Mr. James?
Tell you what, sir, uh, you know--
Well, I had it stored. I hope you don't mind.
Good answer, good answer. Thanks. Anything else?
Right.
Yes, you can.
I don't see any misters around here.
Well, my sources say that the FBI is close
Okay, I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget.
How's Mr. James doing?
And he's handsome.
[COUGHS]
Johnny Johnson is evil.
Everyone's worried sick about you, obviously--
Dave, if I thought you really meant that,
But thanks anyways, champ.