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VFD has something to do with Jacques Snicket,
One of us! One of us!
Of course you do.
Unless you're still hungry. There's plenty of corn.
[groans] I wonder if he's still mad at me.
Tell me, my Olaf.
We saw your ad. We're looking for work.
That's their child.
and there are no in restaurants, no in boutiques.
These files contain a report on the tragic events...
For her.
Stay away from my boyfriend, or I don't know what I'll do.
I need to twist these pipe cleaners into finger puppets
- [troupe screams] - [white-faced women whimper]
♪ The Baudelaires are hiding In a carnival of freaks ♪
[carnival music playing]
Why don't you move your body normally instead of doing contortions?
It's uncanny. Madame Lulu knows everything about us.
[whispering] If one of our parents really did survive, where are they?
- Could be a sign we're on the wrong... - Not a good time.
That's the movie we watched with Monty.
Who are obviously innocent.
Pick the corn up off the table, freak.
- You never talk about your mother. - She wasn't my mother.
Imagine being next to that at yoga.
I prefer asparagus.
She was encouraging us to apply to community college.
[Esmé] I don't trust that Madame Lulu.
Tell me something that only a real fortune-teller would know.
We haven't searched that cabinet yet.
I'm used to people staring.
- It's a surprise. [Kisses] - Mmm.
[breathing heavily] Coast is clear.
- Finish your drink. - No group of people,
♪ Ask any stable person "Should I watch?" And they will say ♪
[babbles]
Then again, I am parched. But it can wait.
What is your heart's desire?
Oh, excuse me. I can't see without my glasses.
It's not every day we get new colleagues.
What do we do tonight?
one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.
- [Violet] Our parents. - Our guardians.
[footsteps approaching]
And Olaf and the Quagmires.
I didn't give up a glamorous theatrical career
I read fortune for all at one reasonable group rate.
- Yes, Olaf. Wine. - Get the fruity Merlot from the trunk.
[babbles]
because the House of Freaks show is about to begin!
- They can't be. His are in his car. - They're just part of the same kit.
that are equally good at using a knife and a fork?
[stammers] My sister?
Uncle Monty.