Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My name is Lemony Snicket,
Come out, come out, whatever you are.
[Lulu] You adopted three orphans, one of whom you tried to marry,
♪ Welcome, welcome, welcome To the House of Freaks ♪
You must hire these freaks at once, Lulu.
And this story is about to get much, much worse.
We could use a welding gun to attach a spoon...
Oh!
- Whose spirits are they? - Ghosts from your past.
She told Olaf all about us. How'd she know all that?
I apologize if this is too shocking for any of the children in the crowd.
You know, happy.
It's bad enough I have to kill time in a carnival
I'll go pop this popcorn for the concession stand.
The popcorn? I'm holding it in two equally strong hands.
I envy you. Which hook do you favor? Would you care for some muesli?
The hunch is caused by a spinal abnormality. [Laughs]
♪ This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day ♪
[sighs] What should I do?
The surprising arrival was a pack of starving lions.
They were part of the same organization.
- How do you explain that? - Not with magic.
An old friend, Baudelaires.
♪ The show is quite informal ♪
where work accommodations will be provided.
Hypnotizing people is wrong and something I would never do.
♪ Let's bring out the strangest folks You've seen in weeks ♪
Let's build a house on the edge of a cliff,
Italian food is in,
♪ They'll eat your feet ♪
Payment? Like money?
- I don't like how she looks at you. - Darling.
[as Elliot] Tagliatelle is an Italian noodle.
♪ Bring it home now ♪
♪ You've seen one freak so far So let's dish up another portion ♪
I'm Larry Your-Waiter. Deviled egg?
My spirits are lifting already. [chuckles deviously]
but at least you have absolutely normal shoulders.
Jacquelyn?
Of course.
- About the Baudelaires. - What do you care?
You've been expecting us?
[troupe chuckles]
So I know how it feels to have your life spin out of control,
Do you know what it feels like to have your life spins out of control,
Isn't that both right-and left-handed?
Write your name, Kenneth.
Esmé won't be able to keep Madame Lulu distracted forever.
waiting for mystical spirits to solve my problems.
Why aren't they trying to find us?
♪ Look away, look away, look away ♪
I'm a normal person with hooks for hands.
- Let's have children. - What's the thing Marvin Gaye said?
We are going to Caligari Carnival.
When I was on stage,
What I want people to take away from my films are the themes,