Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You never know when a root beer float...

- Volunteer. - Fire.

No, no, no. You stay here and finish your portrait.

- [as Klaus] We have no idea if it's true. - [as Violet] If it is?

and even hospital visit doesn't make you feel better.

I've got one just like it, not as dirty obviously. It's very in.

Oh, Ike, isn't it wonderful?

[breathes deeply]

♪ 'Cause one's a half-wolf baby And the other has two heads ♪

Why do we have to hide?

I feel fierce and formidable.

Drinking and driving? Are you insane? That's reckless.

[as Violet] Nobody deserves to be ridiculed, on stage or off.

First the Baudelaire orphans escaped my clutches,

though that happens every day and too early in the morning.

Nobody would pay to see me move normally.

I would live in a castle made of success,

"Young lady, have you been good to your mother?"

[mumbles indistinctly]

♪ Every single episode Is nothing but dismay ♪

- Her accent sounds fake. - Your accent sounds fake.

- Wow. That's actually... - [Olaf] Look at her.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, adolescents of every gender!

Starting at show tomorrow, Beverly and Elliot will eat corn

our parents, our guardians.

Madame Lulu said we'd have to wait until morning

- This might not be an ordinary one. - [Klaus gasps]

- Try me. - Okay.

I'm as miserable as the starving lions we just passed.

to find a miracle in Madame Lulu's tent.

Too late for interview. Come back in morning.

with no head for estate planning.

Behold. Corn! Something every normal person can eat.

[whispering] Maybe they've been searching everywhere

♪ Welcome, welcome, welcome To the House of Freaks ♪

- "Ambidextrous." - Ambidextrous!

You freaks better put on a good show.

is that it is likely to fill you with despair,