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Actually, we did invite everyone we wanted to.
saving these losers with no friends.
♪ It ain't hard to tell I'm the east coast overdoser
or the three, for that matter.
what you need is a Silver Cuff Link.
Oh, thank you, Father.
Well, I try.
GRETCHEN: Honey?
Marci's dad found a butt plug in the glove compartment.
♪ that I passed by her window
GRETCHEN: I'm definitely going to have Alison be my maid of honor.
Okay, NAS and we won't get caught.
because I'm calling to see if maybe
Hey, do me a favor.
Oh, what's the matter, Bic?
(LAUGHS) We had, like, 400 guests.
That's Principal Mitchell Rambis from Utah.
There's also a name for a horse with a horn on its head.
to have somebody looking out for me.
Just follow me. I really don't get it.
Look out! BRONSTEIN: Stop the car!
Hey, hey!
I've got some really important people waiting on us.
Is it too tangy?
How did you like them apples?
Plus expenses. You got it.
She will leave me. I need your help.
(ALL SNORING)
I mean, I didn't invite you to my wedding.
I'm actually okay.
and we still have so much to do.
We climbed the glaciers of what?
♪ You put the weed in the coconut ♪
JIMMY: Lick that nutty butter!
You know, maybe on second thought, you didn't meet Bio because...
Big deal.
Double check your measurements and perfect your PTD's, guys.
DOUG: Oh, wait, Bic, I meant to tell you,
and they put smacks in spackfilla and petrol filled kfc in it to make it taste more stricter and bririleyier and give it a thick slam texture. and they also do the same to subway kids snack packs so that they warn the gumpy brials just in case they get out of brialy tomp line.
Talk me through it, Doug!
(LAUGHING)
What?
For your safety, no. I would kind of leave it alone.
Brentwood? Biltmore. Hal Lane Orchestra.
OTIS: Your father-in-law is a dick. (GROANS)
You know I can't make a decision without you.
I know I keep tripping over it.
Doug Harris, right? Uh, yeah.
♪ Niggaz wanna front, who got your back? ♪ Biggie
No, I don't feel that way. What about that...
saying the same thing for three months.
Chinchillas.
I'm getting a little nauseous, man. What?
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Can you shake, shake it, mama?
I could read the part of Rose.
my best friend,
That's a compliment.
That just burns!
He's got a dark past, but when you throw a tux on that son of a bitch,
you fat idiot?
You have to hold on.
That's mine.
Except for the fact that you prefer showers to baths,
You know, I was thinking
♪
♪ I gotta feeling
who's filling in for amanda tandy? alison williams.
was a farce created by musicians and Hollywood.
She's got his arm so tight and she's glowing.
Specifically, which random words should I use?
What made you decide to go into the military?
I mean, you hardly even know me.
You guys make a beautiful couple.
A priest in the military. Yeah.
It's Bic. Bic Mitchum.
What are you doing? Just, uh, stop.
But, after Father of the Bride came out on DVD and Blu-ray,
Now you tell me Father McNulty has disappeared.
And that's the brilliant philosopher, Ira Drysdale.
(GRUNTING) DOUG: Help me! No!
I never said. North Dakota.
about wanting to start a family,
No.
(LAUGHING)
Remember all that stuff I said about
ALL: ♪ Let's get, get off!
What about the distractions? Do you have any party tricks?
who's filling in for gator zeup? maree sombolsis.
♪ But can you groove the way I groove?
DORIS: Gentlemen, in these wallets,
Naturally, I go, Great. Congratulations.
Let's go make some fucking history, huh? (GROOMSMEN CHEERING)
So, uh, let's just go and knock this thing out, man.
Yeah! Yeah! ED: Touchdown. Seven-zip.
Have you ever been to a Dodger game?
Oh, God.
Me? With Jimmy Callahan?
two guitars, one drum set, and I'll be singing.
bring him to lunch tomorrow. Are you crazy?
You're also working on your first book called The Way of Wonder.
Those who are chosen to serve both,
(CHUCKLES)
but you cannot hide a bad dancer.
Uh, no, it's actually on the opposite side of Bismarck.
How do you know Father McNulty?
that this Gina Baker
Business skyrocketed.
you tell them Bic Mitchum said it.
The Norton Winchell. It's the imaginary-friend covet
Okay, you're right. But you know what? (SIGHS)
Somebody call the firemen
ALL: (CHANTING) Fletcher! Fletcher! Fletcher!
You've been saying... the same thing for three months
♪ I'm watching you, girl, watching me
PTD'S? That's your Party Trick Distractions.
My friends are all gonna be there.
I got to, uh, hit the office tomorrow. I'm sorry.
So, Doug, when was the last time
No, they passed away several years ago. That's perfect.
(GASPS) Right? Right. Yeah.
Don't you think it's a bit strange
Because I haven't gotten any since I got out.
♪ By handsome Steve
♪ I know you think that you can groove
Yes. And if everyone wants to look under your seats,
Miramax
I'll murder your family! Turn it off. (CRYING)
I know that I can throw you the ball.
You saw Jesus?
(CLATTERS) Oops.
♪ Now I-I-I-I don't know who you are
Do you supinate or pronate? What?
ALL: (CHANTING) Nadia! Nadia! We got through this already.
Our ball! Our ball! Our ball!
Lapis bismuth peridot
How have you been, bro?
Did you see their faces? They were smiling.
Oh, this is happening. Shh!
It was an act of desperation.
Same with all my groomsmen.
Timothy! ♪ Let's do it
♪ Like boom, boom, boom Let me shine
I think you said, Red-hot pussy seltzer.
Yeah, why? I've got an idea.
The next touchdown wins, guys.
when I spoke at Stuart's wedding,
Good night, Tonto.
I never heard of him. Her family's priest.
♪ Even if I look and act really crazy
You promised me a spot on the team.
♪ It's a beautiful night
I think that's quite the invitation, Ed,
♪ And light that shit up
Wolfgang? No, Hockey Puck, idiot. 'Yes, Wolfgang.
♪ Cock it back
I actually don't even know their real last names.
(EXHALES)
SPF 60?
Ah.
(LAUGHING) And he thanketh...
I could have moved there, right?
as fun as the one I paid for.
I wanted to keep it a surprise.
Sammy Davis Jr. Impressions to my face.
Sit down, Jimmy!
That's my girl.
There's no need to rub it in their faces.
I'm 6'4.