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Hey, I'm looking for this guy. Anybody know who he is?
I'll be a one-man conga line.
It's a simple hoax to win a father's love.
- Who's playing that music? - And where is all that liquor coming from?
It was 1941, the-
- Sure did, Chief. - 555-
And that concludes this portion of the tour.
Oh, that reminds me. They're probably wondering where I went.
If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella.
Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns.
Smithers, there's something a bit odd about young Larry.
whether it be my Sunday newspaper or my loutish oaf of a son.
It's good to know that... there's another kidney out there for me.
is just one of several possible outcomes, according to our computer simulation.
was based on a German design, but modified for the larger American apple.
And Larry and I have so much in common, Marge, way more than you and me.
- Springfield. - Yeah, yeah. What state?
SO LAZY
Hey, handsome, send the bill to my dad.
Summon my son at once.
[Continues, Indistinct]
Oh, and once I saw a blimp.
Yeah, this place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet.
[Tires Screeching]
- Smithers, take off my belt. - With pleasure, sir.
Are u mad I’m not made of airports GET OUT
But I do. Now, here's a little trick to help you remember.
For example, a score of 400 would require a donation of new football uniforms.
- Uh, it appears he's gone drinkin', sir. - [Scoffs]