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It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for.
- How long have you been here? - Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.
- Uh- Uh, just a second. - [Dial Tone]
A man's not a piece of fruit!
Man, it was rough getting a ride out there.
Ah, this is some party. If it gets any livelier, a funeral's gonna break out.
How about a googly-eyed rock? Some nice local squash candy?
Just look at all this beautiful "foilage."
Sure, salmon
You're what? Selling light bulbs? Worried about the whales?
Oh, wait a minute! There they are, Larry Burns and his kidnapper.
Hey, that reminds me, Mom. Buckingham Palace called. They want their hat back.
[Cocks Gun]
It's a party, Marge. It doesn't have to make sense.
Shh. Some people are trying to watch the movie.
It's true. He is my son.
I should've known. You're the only one stupid enough to kidnap you.
- Hey, now you're talking! - Good God.
[Groans] I hate pai gow! Can't we just play "quang jong"?
I mean, the food ain't great, but the portions are terrific.
Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kind of- [Fades]
Yale will always be first in gentlemanly club life.
I'm sorry, Larry. I can't be the family that you need.
Uh, I should go.
[Doorbell Rings]
This show was supposed to close last week!
It's a meme, marge. It doesn't have to make sense
All right, Mr. B., when the kidnappers call with the ransom demand...
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