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Marge, it's broad daylight, and there's cops everywhere.
because of a discarded couch on the tracks.
Why? It's not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today.
Oh, Admiral Carstairs, I'd like you to meet my son, Larry.
He's rich, I tell ya. I never seen a place with a walk-in mailbox.
Smithers, send for the boys at Yale admissions, hmm?
Shh.
And is he a constant disappointment?
Oh. [Grumbling]
- [Grunts] - [Gunfire]
## [Continues]
He's very sensitive about his age.
Whoa! Put her back in! She's not done yet.
[Burns Narrating] Who should appear but the unrequited love of my college years-
[Both Laughing]
Oh, yes. He made light of my weight problem...
He's a pussycat. I tell you, he's a doll-baby.
What happened? You saw yourself in a mirror?
Well- [Mumbles]
He's kidding, Mom. But, seriously, I'd love to have hair like yours.
I'm a father myself, sir.
- Oh, nicely played, sir. - [Man On P.A.] Attention, passengers.
when its workers left to fight in the Second World War.
[Snoring]
Oh, relax. I don't wanna work.
Yeah. I tell ya, I don't get no regard.
Kat
You got it, Pop. Just let me run a few pints through it first.
Hold on, Mr. Burns. Maybe we did fake a kidnapping.
I sure hope so.
Oh, what's to tell? I was at the orphanage till I was 18.
- Kidnapped? - Marge, it's not a real kidnapping.
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