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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh, hey Shel. Hey, other turtle.
‐ Jill is getting a puppy.
‐ Right. ‐ [groans]
‐ How 'bout a Vegas theme?
‐ Next.
Classier than Clooney, that's for sure.
Yep, I'm joining Cloons and fam in London.
but it's just left me feeling a little, um, lonely.
of doing things for shiggles.
She smells like your mother's foot before they amputated.
‐ Yes.
And no matter how many hideous cat parades I put together,
God, I miss him.
See, this is why I didn't invite her.
[dogs barking] ‐ [chuckles]
‐ Yeah, I guess I got a few minutes
while Ray finishes his Cameo.
I'm not upset that you call me ugly.
‐ What? ‐ My point is,
Oh, and one time she tried on my collar.
‐ Honey, we were just playing around.
"Now I know that dogs do have souls,
never again participate in Tuna Toes Tuesday.
with a hose to separate us,
‐ I don't even know what to say.
‐ I'm leaving.
‐ Elsa, I can relate to what you're going through right now.
‐ [sighs] I'm gonna go check on Jill.
Pass on my wisdom to you later, I will.
and he's just moved to our neighborhood.
and apparently we go to the dog park.
and doesn't have all its vaccinations.
That's my couple name for you guys.
‐ Room for one more? ‐ Seventh.
Why would they use that picture?
while it's still cute, you know?
and she was like, "If I was his testicle,
Let's get weady to wumble! ‐ [growls playfully]