Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

‐ But why not now? ‐ A puppy needs to run around,
‐ Diablo, Jimmy Chonga totally avoided me
‐ Oh, my God.
he left a pound of scampi in the car.
‐ I have spent so much time projecting spectacular
Dam Dog?
And Diablo, what are you? Like, a dog?
when they were making popcorn.
‐ Come on, Tabs. It's dinner time.
Your career, your family,
in the reflection of this dented toaster oven.
You don't just jump on two babies.
why doesn't she do something cool like clone me
Stupid Chihuahua?
I drifted off in the warm glow of his laptop
and you got neutered, the vet said
I didn't because I'm a good, soft girl.
until Cloons comes crawling back.
I'm upset because I miss my Stelios.
Do you have any idea how soft I am?
He is a snack.
‐ I may be a fish, but I know the difference between a puppy
‐ That baby talk should be a turn‐off, but‐‐
‐ But we have a puppy. Me. That's my role.
but this is serious.
‐ You own two‐story house? ‐ With my credit score?
Did I already use optimism on Shel?
Me baby. Goo‐goo‐bow‐wow.
‐ She's harmless.
Don't ever let anyone tell you this is wrong.
Just because I'm obedient and a rule follower?
‐ Xavier is my original human.
Sorry, ma'am.
In three, two, one.
But Shel, one thing I love about you is your optimism.
‐ His hip! ‐ Ugh.
‐ Ooh! Are they all brown?
Aww, aren't you the female friend and daughter