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Now entering the studio Are today's contestants--
Oh, hey, my socks.
Guess you heard the story?
You know how people Go on the show "jeopardy!"
That thing that If it ever got out,
As a matter Of fact,
We're now going to play The first round of "jeopardy!"
Aw, no. Alex, look. Alex, sit down here.
And after all,
They're not all women That i've gone to bed with.
Agnes, what did you put down?
Yeah, all right, Girls' last names That begin with "h."
And they always tell Some little amusing anecdote?
Mothers and sons,
Thank you.
Oh, it's ok, cliff. We understand.
And finally...Celibacy.
Will you excuse me?
Of course, now that i've gone To bed with my cleaning lady,
Well, i promised lilith I'd stay at home
What, you want To be a ball player?
Over there behind norm.
Many different ways Of looking at the universe.
Whoa, whoa, sit down, Will you?
Beer, mr. Clavin?
Can i help you?
It's a game show, For god sakes.
As the postal uniform That i wear with pride Every single day.
You really know that's true
Uh, just a second.
I guess everybody Knows by now, huh?
Our final "jeopardy!" Answer is...