Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What, you want To be a ball player?
I guess everybody Knows by now, huh?
You really know that's true
And after all,
They're not all women That i've gone to bed with.
Many different ways Of looking at the universe.
Thank you.
And finally...Celibacy.
Well, i promised lilith I'd stay at home
As a matter Of fact,
Whoa, whoa, sit down, Will you?
Oh, hey, my socks.
We're now going to play The first round of "jeopardy!"
It's a game show, For god sakes.
Aw, no. Alex, look. Alex, sit down here.
Yeah, all right, Girls' last names That begin with "h."
Our final "jeopardy!" Answer is...
Of course, now that i've gone To bed with my cleaning lady,
Agnes, what did you put down?
Now entering the studio Are today's contestants--
Mothers and sons,
Uh, just a second.
And they always tell Some little amusing anecdote?
Beer, mr. Clavin?
That thing that If it ever got out,
Guess you heard the story?
Oh, it's ok, cliff. We understand.
Will you excuse me?
Over there behind norm.
Can i help you?
As the postal uniform That i wear with pride Every single day.
You know how people Go on the show "jeopardy!"