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Hey, fork it over.
* Where everybody Knows your name *
With $22,000.
Dressed in a black Leather miniskirt And french-cut panties.
Before i have A chance to hit him Up for a loan.
Can you do Something for me?
Well, i wanted To date them, But i'm just a kid.
Out on location, And what better place--
Dang, man.
Hello?
Honey, i have a little Favor to ask you.
What are you talk--
Didn't like just pick it up And browse through it?
So you think i should Stay as the host of "jeopardy!"
So let's take a look And see what your wager was.
That's great.
Since the sixties. Really?
My mother, and you.
Tony curtis, If you're out there,
And everyone Got sick all over The place, remember?
Since there's Only one star By her name.
And a mailman, Cliff clavin.
Thank you, johnny. Thank you, ladies And gentlemen. Hi, everyone.
Here it is On my right hand.
She'll get a big Kick out of this.
That's All right.
Don't anybody move here.
What is it You want me to do?
No, but it's not bad.
Consisting of barley and yeast?
I'm just not A real good skater.
No, i want to be A babe hound.
Hello? Hell--oh, yes, I'm back. Silly me.
Well, then why don't you Come over here right now,
"Who are tony curtis, Cary grant, and lucille ball?"
Hello, cliff. Hey, Listen, i'm very sorry
And there's not One damn thing We can do about it.
Wood, don't you Use both hands
A dial tone turns you on.
Hey.
Listen, maybe you could Meet me someplace else.
This is the very first time We have taken our program
Where's the make-up guy?
And lucille lesueur."
I took it off my left hand
You play ball?
It's just the important Women in my life, you know?