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Anti-chafing nipple tape, check, check, and check.
(SINGING IN GIBBERISH)
No one can outrun The Flash!
- Yeah. That's stupid. - I want to twirl!
Screw you, man! We're gonna play it anyway.
1968, Mexico City.
Can the chitchat, Milhouse. We've got just the song you need to defuse this whack attack.
You call yourself Chinese?
All right, now here's the 411. I'm a record producer, see?
So check out the navy for a two- or a four-year hitch.
by outracing his zeppelin.
No. Something else.
Good afternoon. And welcome to the 97th Springfield Marathon...
# Join the navy ##
Don't be selfish, Lisa.
#Join the navy #
- Word! - What brings you to Springfield?
Well, now it's my turn.
# Let's get back together, girl #
# Let's reenlist #
What’s next d Dalen
Here comes the jealousy bug!
Join the navy.
Thirty-eight! That's roughly my age.
- Who are you? - Oh, you'll find out in due time.
#Your love's more deadly than Saddam #
Wait a minute. Bart's band is brainwashing kids...
And grab yourself right there. Now let's go and flirt.