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Good afternoon. And welcome to the 97th Springfield Marathon...
Anti-chafing nipple tape, check, check, and check.
# Let's get back together, girl #
# Let's reenlist #
Thirty-eight! That's roughly my age.
You call yourself Chinese?
# Join the navy ##
- Yeah. That's stupid. - I want to twirl!
And grab yourself right there. Now let's go and flirt.
- Who are you? - Oh, you'll find out in due time.
Well, now it's my turn.
Here comes the jealousy bug!
(SINGING IN GIBBERISH)
- Word! - What brings you to Springfield?
What’s next d Dalen
AND NOW, ARE YOU ADEQUATELY PREPARED TO ROKKON?
No. Something else.
Can the chitchat, Milhouse. We've got just the song you need to defuse this whack attack.
1968, Mexico City.
Join the navy.
Screw you, man! We're gonna play it anyway.
All right, now here's the 411. I'm a record producer, see?
Wait a minute. Bart's band is brainwashing kids...
by outracing his zeppelin.
So check out the navy for a two- or a four-year hitch.
Don't be selfish, Lisa.
No one can outrun The Flash!
#Your love's more deadly than Saddam #
#Join the navy #
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