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Running for President?
I'll be right back.
Forget it. I'm not feeling them anymore.
Two page-one stories in as many days. You should be very proud of yourself.
Really? Then why don't work with her, too?
before he pulls the trigger on whatever he has planned.
That's not it. What else could it be?
Perry, I just got off the phone.
Why not? You say yes to her party and yes to her lunch...
He's already written the editorial. He's just waiting for your exclusive report.
No, I'm not. And one more thing. Stay away from Superman.
- Bottom feeder? - Why were you having lunch with her?
both newsstand and subscription.
the ceremonial exchange from the Kingdom of Omer to the United States.
Lois should be used to disappointment.
It's Clark here that turns to mush every time Linda's around.
Preston Carpenter is a very powerful man, period.
Yes. Excuse me, will you?
I Bet Don King is Lickin, Suckin and Fukkin Yo Daddy, Yo Auntie, Yo Uncle and Yo Cousin Too Better Yet Me and My Nigga Jimmy Both Bet Don King is making a Only in America Sex Tape With Yo Mama and Yo Cousin Too With his Hairy Dick
So tell me. What's next for Preston Carpenter?
Excuse me, Daily Planet. What are you doing here?
Nice try.
There they are.
That's very tempting, but like I say, I'm pressed for time.
Now, who knows what's wrong with this picture?
I've taken a job on the Coast.
Me?
or personally...
Where have you been?
You said that about Superman. What is it with you?
They're on their way.
And Lois...
- Don't look at her. - Lois, what a surprise. You're Clark's date.
Sort of like this?
Or not.
- What do you think... - Mr. Secretary.
I want you to go all out.
So, Linda, what paper are you going to work with on the Coast?