Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bo knows free throws.
Carpenter is willing to kill a member of the Cabinet to sell a few papers?
So talk. Talk to me.
Clark?
It's not frayed, Lois. It's smooth, like it's been cut.
Anyway, I was dating this guy, Paul.
Oh, no, don't tell me. Bo knows hook shots.
demanding changes in the fire department.
Secretary Wallace is in town to sign that nuclear arms treaty with Omer.
Hi, I'm Linda King.
Which we can't possibly prove or print without Linda's help.
- I know. - Yeah, right. I mean, you would know.
and started throwing his money around this town...
- What are you, a thesaurus? - Why don't you guys just put this on hold?
the elevator cable that snapped during lunch.
I've got a deadline. I've got to get back to the office.
Never let it be said that Lois Lane doesn't have a flair for exaggeration.
Look, here's the editorial that ran with the hotel fire.
Yes! Lois, Clark, shake some tail.
But what am I supposed to do?
For me to want to get back at you means...
Excuse me, but I believe that Mr. Kent was asking the question.
Yeah. Look, before we write anything, I want the lab to verify my...
and the country went along.
- Come on. Go. - I'm going.
The best we've got is your editor-in-chief...
Clark, help her out, then lock the door behind her.
- They can't do that. - Just did.
that Carpenter is throwing tonight. Do you wanna go?
Excuse me.
You know, I'd love to hear her side of this whole story.
Haven't you heard? I'm working for the Metropolis Star.
This can't be true. It can't be.
Don't start swaggering yet.
What it says is that ever since Preston Carpenter bought the Metropolis Star...
There are three armed men behind that door. You might wanna call the police.
Carpenter's gonna kill Secretary Wallace.
Is that the reason you're here?
He's calling for a criminal investigation into the manufacturers.
Because then, Stark...
than making the Planet's front page.
of professional courtesy?
Welcome to the Press Club.
Carpenter. He likes to know where his reporters are at all times.
I thought that was it and that's why I asked to be partners with her...
Well, professionally, it is.
Most of it was written with Lois.
Lois Lane, Daily Planet. Is it true...
Both of Y’all Shut the Fukk Up and Sit Y’all 5 Dollar Asses the Fukk Down Before I Make Change Out of Both of Y’all!
We make things happen.
You would fly her to the moon if you could.