Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, he's worried about his future, and the way things are going around here...

Can anybody explain this to me?

Memo says it's cutting costs due to lower circulation.

I am a man of action. Do you remember Charles Foster Kane?

See, we thought that they might be staging these things to scoop us...

You have no shame.

It's not defined.

- Aren't you already? - Not quite.

and she continued to please him in ways I won't go into.

Both of Y’all Hoes Acting like some Motherfukkin Bitches!

Would you please walk me to the train station?

Clark. Can I ask a favor of you?

Now he's giving it away.

I'd ask you to be mine, but I already have one.

We don't pull any punches here, Kent.

And get down in the gutter with you?

- Now, if you'll excuse me. - Thank you.

None. I would've done anything for Paul.

I just optioned the film rights to my inside story...

- No. - Get me the messenger!

Well, no one fields a compliment quite like you do.

And I could tell her about how impossible you are to work with.

My next goal is to convince the governments of the world...

I've devoted my time to becoming the genuine article.

See, Clark's working undercover at the Star.

You see, Kane not only reported the news, he made it.

Wasn't an accident.

Try Kane. K-A-N-E. Linda says he has a Citizen Kane fixation.

How can you be so calm?

Okay, I see it. When do I get happy?

He's a very powerful writer.

All right, let's think this thing through. Assume the elevator cable was cut.

a Benedict Arnold, and you'll never believe who.

And the day is still young.

King. Yeah, we're here in the main room.

There's no question who's the better reporter.

Well, don't you find it ironic that you and I have to die together?

What? Scrub your grout?

Clark's good-hearted and naive. I wouldn't wanna see him get hurt.

You think I stole Paul Bender from you. I didn't. You weren't even dating him.

CK thinks that paid sick days are the next thing to go.

Tense? No, I am not tense. I'm perfectly fine.