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- Oh, hi, big j. - Hi, keitha. Do you have my wallet?
What did you bring her here for?
Yeah, if you see him or his girlfriend...
- Oh, that's mermaids. - That's mermaids you're thinking of.
♪ I thought I told you to shut up ♪
- Keep driving. - Look, there's David.
♪ who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends? ♪
♪ five to one is a brodeo, tell Steve and Mark it's time to go ♪
- From the government? - Yup. There we go.
Well, you can't 'cause she's moved back to Australia.
animal. animal. animal. oh i wish i i wish i could let you love me, i'm fine. say what's the matter with me. i want to see you smile but know that means i'll have to leave. wish that i could let you love me now. yo, chick in me vermillion my Xbox is verillion imm'a fuck my bra i check the box cause ain't nobody Xing me. woman like me woman like me ain't my fault.
I got a rejected form.
desiree coake since when is coca-cola indian? since it's my family name #cocacolafamilies.
Can it wait till the morning?
♪ too many dudes with too many dicks ♪
- She's not from wollongong. - Shh.
What?
- Shh. - But I'm never gonna see you again. Bye.
- Who's on the phone, love? - That's her husband.
- Okay. - Yeah, not looking for me.
Take me to Chinatown and do not delay, sir.
♪ do australians feel love? ♪
♪ oh, who organized all of my ex-girlfriends ♪
50-50. I kinda like you.
now this girl, did she make fun of you?
I kinda like you too.
She was a prostitute. I mean, I said met, but he raped her.
- Hold on, I'm coming back. What's up? - Hey, man.
- Bret. - What's the question you want to ask me?
yes beryl kanserette? what do you want? i want to do some warrior training in wannerroo.
What did you put on your form?
♪ too many dicks on the dance floor. ♪
Can never be what?
Good idea.
♪ going to the party, sipping on bacardi ♪
- Ginger nuts. - Oh, nice.
Um...
- , mate. She's gone back to oz. - No, mate.
Bret, it's Jemaine speaking.