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To tell you the truth, Marcus, I don't feel very well.
- Just friends, huh? - Yes.
I tell Yvonne she should take cookin' lessons from you. All she cook is pork.
I find it very exciting as well.
We don't keep cash in the store.
You're about to see the best in the business.
Really? That's my department. I'm Marcus Graham.
Where did that come from? Who said that?
- Excuse me, that is a shadow. - I think it's a shadow of a nipple.
- No, you trippin'. - Definitely, definitely. No, you def...
- But he hit it. It's Gerard, isn't it? - I don't know.
Whassup, man?
Welcome to Lavender Hill.
Now you're flippin'. You're bein' a hypocrite.
Good. You don't mind if she goes out with other guys?
- All right. - That sounds good.
I'm sorry, Marcus. My mind is actually someplace else.
Do I?
Don't touch me. Don't move. Don't do nothin'. Just hold still. Hold...
Thanks, Jack.
Come on, girl. Get on.
Five, four, three, two, one, go.
- Sure. - Do you like kids?
You got to reverse it.
You can trust me.
- I'm sorry, I thought you said "bath". - No. It's English. B-l-R-T-H. Birth.
So what you sayin', man? It's gonna take a week?
Must you bring up the King in front of my friends on every possible occasion?
I'm goin' to get some espresso. You want some?
Listen.
- Are you? - Excuse me.
No, that was Angela. She just stopped by for a second.
I'm not sure I'm going anywhere.
Come on. Stop playing. That's a nipple.
No, my neck's a little stiff, that's all.
Kirby.
- So what? - Well, they been in there hittin' it.
- Come on. - Christie, don't. I shouldn't be in here.
I use fresh rosemary In my bloody mary
OK.
with a bead of sweat runnin' down his face, man? I knew I had that cat.
- Marcus, spend the night with me. - Christie, no, it's just too soon. I c...
All of the sales reps are gonna be there. There's a lot of work to be done.
You are my best friend. I'm miserable.
- Were they? - Yeah. I pulled the covers back...
You've made me feel dirty. I don't believe this is happenin' to me.
- Morning, Noreen. - Good morning, Marcus.
The secret
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
A Chit-chat......
I'm outta here.
One of the Jenkins boys from vulcan.
- That was very seductive. - What?
- Mr Graham? - Yes.
Listen, it happened, and I'm sorry, and I feel bad.
Where'd you get the mushroom shirt?
I bet we've eaten everything on the pig... from the rooter to the tooter!
There's this one kid that you are gonna love. He is so cute. It'll really lift you up.
Blue people... Yeah, that's nice! Blue people...
- I didn't think anyone was home. - I'm sorry. I dozed off.
- Real energetic dog. Did you see him? - I haven't seen him.
- May I have a seat? - Please.
A whole truth of chittlins!
I should've known. I seen her shoes had little bumps on the top,
now, would you believe me?
I'm just saying, it's just affecting his work, that's all.
Thank you very much. That's very nice of you, Yvonne. Good night.
and powder-blue skies, crystal beautiful water.
Now why is that?
and this is what'll happen to people if we don't fix up the ozone layer quickly.
She was beautiful, but her feet were jacked up.
You're not gay. You're not gay, you just don't wanna fuck me.
Yeah. You know, I told her "Look here, girl, do your thing."
God, Marcus, I was so tense when I got off the plane, but you really relaxed me.
Yes?
- All up in my business. - I wasn't tryin' to pry, really.
What's Mr Spock's last name?
You a little nervous about meeting Gerard's parents?
OK. Slow it down.
Day of my wedding, I went to the church early, cos I had a bad feeling,
is the essence of sex.
Why don't she just come out and call us jungle bunnies?
We do not know if I slept with Lady Eloise. I had a chitchat with her.
Goodbye, my queen.
Come on, I'm soakin' wet. You gonna make me catch a cold out here.
You shouldn't have to blow your own horn.
Hell, no.
Keep it down. I'm gettin' ready to have some company, OK?
Where's your pride? Where's your dignity?
- Yeah. - Cool. Music.
First the Fat Boys break up, now this. There's nothin' to believe in.
Nothin'? That's what sex is to you.
I can confirm that Marcus's reputation
That is ridiculous.
You know, it's a little bright in here.
but it's not that kinda party, and I'd appreciate it if... Stop that.
You cannot tell me you did not have fun in there with those kids.
Hold it. Is that a nipple?
The only thing that I can suggest is...
- No. - That's how committed I am.
Jacqueline told you I was really good in bed?
Call me
- OK, bye, Tyler. Take care of yourself. - See y'all later, all right?
"Wet Spot". No, sorry. I crossed out that one.
This is Angela Lewis. She works in our art department. She's very talented.