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Hey, how you doin'?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!
Good star for Marlon
OK OK OK OK
- I guess I'll have to do it again. - No. I'll do it.
Freaky
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Must you embarrass me in front of my friends on every occasion?
Like the fact that you still love Jacqueline?
No. It seems like it's a sexy town.
- Yeah, sure. - I know it's none of my business,
You gonna call?
Marcus. I am not gonna let you sit and mope all day long. Now snap out of it.
So?
Here he is. OK.
You're Marcus Graham? You're Marcus Graham?
Now, Will, I hear a girl at the house got you pussy-whipped.
Morning, cuteness. How you doin'? Whassup?
evil dionne was the hillarys boat harbour lady wasen't she? she was and to this day she still is!
It's gonna take a little longer than I thought.
See, you can't stop with the mushroom shirt.
I went for a walk so I could sort some things out that was in my head.
- Would anyone care for some dessert? - Yeah, I'll have the tiramisu.
I wanna be straight up about everything. I want monogamy.
Good pick, Junior.
- Marcus, darling. - How you doin', Lady Eloise?
- Yes. - And what were you supposed to do?
- So you like it? - v ery interesting.
but I thought it was an old shoe.
- You did with Lady Eloise. - Excuse me, that is a rumour.
She's not a lesbian, man.
- Mornin', ladies. - Hi, Marcus.
- You're very good at this job. - I know this.
No, that's impossible.
- Where's Kirby? Kirby. Kirby. - He's at the groomer's.
Oh, boy. The rabbit is gettin' old, baby. Look at that.
No, no, no, no, no. Goli is the name of the tribe. The tribe.
What time does the game start?
Unbelievable
Uh huh, that’s what I said.
Mr Jackson, Angela made this meal. I can't take credit for it. It was Angela.
Miranda, Cassandra, Alegra, Shirrel and Mai-Lai.
- Right? - I got it.
You can confirm it? Like, you and Marcus have...?
Sorry. That's her first opening.
Don't expect me to sleep with people for business.
That's what I'm thinkin' about doin'.
I want a huge family. At least ten children.
- Yeah. - Look, I ordered the duck, right?
Cool. That's bad.
- Shoot whatever you wanna shoot. - Whatever I want to shoot?
Another one of your colloquialisms for a vagina, Tyler?
Come on, man, you don't fuck her feet.
- "That sounds good." Come on. - What?
Thanks.
Yes, baby.
Lights, please.
- Thank you. So did I. - Even though we never got to eat.
Pussy! Pussy!
Man, will you stop? You shouldn't make fun of the afflicted. He got a problem.
I love you. Come on back.
You need more romance and less Doberman pinscher.
- Do you have a pen? - Do I?
- It's eclectic. Yeah. - Eclectic, yeah.
i quit! no you fired me that way i can collect unemployment!
You can't give that information? This is Flight Information, right?
I saw Billy Dee Williams in Lady Sings the Blues.
The Caribbean?
Yeah, she'd like to thank the hell outta me.
- What? - I wanna show you something.
But let me show you...
Yes, that's it. I don't like women. I mean, I'm gay.
This the little girl you been talkin' about? Agatha?
- OK. - Peace.
I never met a man who cooked so well. How'd you learn how to cook like that?
What an incredible evening.
Damn, not the penthouse.
This is a spear, and this is a shield.
Happy Birthday, Marcus!
The 12th is three weeks from now.
- Why are you doin' this? - Doing what?