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This is a spear, and this is a shield.
- Do you have a pen? - Do I?
Man, will you stop? You shouldn't make fun of the afflicted. He got a problem.
I never met a man who cooked so well. How'd you learn how to cook like that?
Thanks.
It's gonna take a little longer than I thought.
OK OK OK OK
- You're very good at this job. - I know this.
Morning, cuteness. How you doin'? Whassup?
Must you embarrass me in front of my friends on every occasion?
- Shoot whatever you wanna shoot. - Whatever I want to shoot?
See, you can't stop with the mushroom shirt.
No. It seems like it's a sexy town.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!
- I guess I'll have to do it again. - No. I'll do it.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
This the little girl you been talkin' about? Agatha?
You're Marcus Graham? You're Marcus Graham?
The 12th is three weeks from now.
The Caribbean?
evil dionne was the hillarys boat harbour lady wasen't she? she was and to this day she still is!
Yes, that's it. I don't like women. I mean, I'm gay.
Freaky
Unbelievable
- Right? - I got it.
Happy Birthday, Marcus!
- What? - I wanna show you something.
Here he is. OK.
But let me show you...
You can't give that information? This is Flight Information, right?
What an incredible evening.
Oh, boy. The rabbit is gettin' old, baby. Look at that.
I want a huge family. At least ten children.
You need more romance and less Doberman pinscher.
No, that's impossible.
Don't expect me to sleep with people for business.
- OK. - Peace.
Marcus. I am not gonna let you sit and mope all day long. Now snap out of it.
- Yes. - And what were you supposed to do?
Like the fact that you still love Jacqueline?
I went for a walk so I could sort some things out that was in my head.
- So you like it? - v ery interesting.
Pussy! Pussy!
You can confirm it? Like, you and Marcus have...?
That's what I'm thinkin' about doin'.
No, no, no, no, no. Goli is the name of the tribe. The tribe.
Lights, please.
Cool. That's bad.
but I thought it was an old shoe.
- It's eclectic. Yeah. - Eclectic, yeah.
Yes, baby.
- Would anyone care for some dessert? - Yeah, I'll have the tiramisu.
Damn, not the penthouse.
Uh huh, that’s what I said.
You gonna call?
I wanna be straight up about everything. I want monogamy.
- Yeah. - Look, I ordered the duck, right?
- Mornin', ladies. - Hi, Marcus.
- You did with Lady Eloise. - Excuse me, that is a rumour.
Hey, how you doin'?
Miranda, Cassandra, Alegra, Shirrel and Mai-Lai.
- Marcus, darling. - How you doin', Lady Eloise?
- Why are you doin' this? - Doing what?
- Thank you. So did I. - Even though we never got to eat.
Mr Jackson, Angela made this meal. I can't take credit for it. It was Angela.
i quit! no you fired me that way i can collect unemployment!
Sorry. That's her first opening.
So?
Another one of your colloquialisms for a vagina, Tyler?
Good star for Marlon
She's not a lesbian, man.
I saw Billy Dee Williams in Lady Sings the Blues.
Good pick, Junior.
Come on, man, you don't fuck her feet.
Now, Will, I hear a girl at the house got you pussy-whipped.
I love you. Come on back.
- Yeah, sure. - I know it's none of my business,
Yeah, she'd like to thank the hell outta me.
- Where's Kirby? Kirby. Kirby. - He's at the groomer's.
What time does the game start?
- "That sounds good." Come on. - What?