Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hi, Marcus. - Hey.

- Gerard could not hit it if he had a bat. - You want to keep it a secret, huh?

OK, well, I don't know what Miss... what Jacqueline has told you,

No, man. I want a big motherfuckin' hug, man.

That's very sweet. That's very, very sweet.

hey! this is a convience store not the salvation army okay?!!! alice i need you to knock over those cans over there. but why? trust me alice.

you used to have a good time.

- Flavour. - Delicious. Yeah.

- Well, look at this one. - Angela. Wow.

Gold Star for Meka!!

I'm a Trekkie, that's why. I broke it down to the barest essence of the Trek.

It's because of the white man's fear

OK, OK, OK, OK.

I know you were concerned about how the layout was gonna be,

I have a pen right here, and...

You're powerful, you're glamorous, you're sexy, you're intelligent.

How could you say I never cared about you?

- Hi. - Oh, God.

Marcus? Excuse me.

take it fool! turning down that good money.

Rabbit is gettin' old Just Playing Happy Birthday

No, but you can't put that on me. The onus is not on me.

Marcus is in love.

- Don't... Come on, stop. - He's a no-good barking mutt.

Yeah, you're right. The kids are a little more inspirational than I've been lately.

All right, I had a wonderful evening.

- What? - According to Jacqueline,

Marcus, Lady Eloise doesn't make any decisions.

and Jacqueline wants me to be there.

- Losers get the beer. - I'm gonna get the beer...

You'll get back to me?

Yeah. I'm gonna make a phone call.

When this merger goes through, I'm gonna be in charge of all of marketing.

Great. Thank you. Guess what?

- I would've stopped. - You gotta keep goin'.

Your mother opens your eye and blows. Your eyeball comes out.

Never Give Up Well done

- Brother, that's a nice watch. - Thank you.

You knew you was wrong, that's why you came over in your drawers.

Cos you knew that it wasn't right.

No. I really, really miss you.

I need to know cos we got a little office-pool thing.

- You're not gettin' serious, are you? - What you talkin' about? What is that?

Marcus, you know you wrong.

you really know how to move your ass, you know?

- What's up? - Really?

No. No, no, thanks.

Well, as an employee, I thank you for saving my job, and as your lover,

and this is a big, giant, huge hole in the ozone layer,

This is different. Angela is a nice girl.

- God, we're talking about work. - Work.

We have a little party, set this motherfucker off, man.

- That's what I said. - Nice to meet you.

We've got a hell of a load.

The Secret Is You got To COORDINATE! Most people don't COORDINATE!

Yeah, I was just thinking about doin' it myself.

and we should just squash it.

Ain't Captain Kirk the coolest white man on the planet?

You're gonna have yourself on the plane,

- You know... - You had something in your eye.

Could you get it just a little darker?

Angela, Gerard's mother brought us a whole trough of chitterlings.

But she had a dick, man.

I already have a watch. But thank you. Gucci.

It’s about to go down!!

- I just want some coffee. - And for the lady?

I came here to tell you what a wonderful time I had in New Orleans...

I can't believe we're havin' this conversation.

- I love Star Trek. - Do you really?

I don't wanna hear that bullshit, man.

Thank you. Everybody, this is Mr Graham.

So, when are we gonna fuck?

- Thank you. - We miss you. Where have you been?

I've known you all my life, man. You're like my brother, you know, and I...

Get on top of the desk and get frisky and go crazy.

You think, just cos I have a low sperm count, that I can't function normally.

Mrs Jackson. I cannot tell y'all how much fun it is to be with y'all.

So have you seen Angela lately?

Sharing, commitment. You gotta get in touch with your feminine side like me.

I been workin' here nine days.

Lady Eloise, please, we have a meeting. Can we just please go?

Marcus, would you join me for a second? Thanks.

That's a new one on Marcus.