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- You don't have to say anything. - I do. I'm really sorry, Gerard.
I've never missed anybody in my life and I miss you. I'm in love with you.
You don’t stop there! You gotta keep goin!
ME Y’ALL
You seemed...
I'd expect you to say something crass.
Well, whatever it is you're doing to him, it's starting to affect his work.
You really have to go?
Guess What... I don't have panties on...
- Yo, man. - Man, when are we gonna hang out?
Stop. Stop it. Will you stop it?
- I thank you for ruining my life. - Come on, I didn't ruin your life.
I'm in love with somebody.
Hold on for a second. What?
Let's go in the living room. We'll be much more comfortable in there.
- Course I am. - I wanna know when the show starts.
What I am doing to him?
- I haven't seen you in so long. - Four months, two weeks, to be exact.
- Good evening, Mr Graham. - Good evening.
Now stay the fuck outta my life.
and wait for somebody to get back to me.
- Do you like it? - Yes, very much.
I had some meetings that ran over, so I had to take a later flight.
I'll handle this.
.
I hate to see another person in pain.
- You got problems. - You're comin' out.
- Good pick, junior. - Daddy.
No, no, no.
That's expensive.
That's perfect. Great.
Assalam alaikum, my brother.
Now Chris, I hear a girl at the office got you pussy whipped.
I came up here to talk to you about us.
Please! You make me feel ridiculous.
Listen.
.. ..
who's filling in for erin? jessica.
Can I ask you somethin' though, man? Did you bang Angela yet?
- Now, let me show you somethin'. - You got on a mushroom belt.
Stitches Stitches
- Angela. - Come on.
ME Y’ALL
Nice going, Angela.
- Borderline bitch. - You know what your problem is?
Good morning, Marcus.
- You gotta keep goin'. - What you got, a mushroom ring?
OK, who wants to show me theirs first?
P____ a__ N____
susan chaplain-ardagh and sue corr. susan gallagher and ashley corr.
Why do you always have to have all the girls, Marcus?
We went out, it was whack, and it was your fault, and I wish...
- I'm going to work. - OK.
You're damn right you fucked up. You hurt me.
Yo, man. It's racial.
Almost every time I say ur name.... this plays in my head
How dare you discuss what I do with you in bed sexually with that woman?
You wild. But at least my lady didn't leave me for no damn Guardian Angel.
Come on in.
Where's my coat?
Wait! Is that a noose?
- My feet. Can I take my shoes off? - Yeah, you can.
Not even if… Jesus was pouring it.
I'm sick and tired of men using love like it's a kind of disease you just catch.
Yes.
And he's just dying to come out.
When you do Oprah, I wanna be front row.
- Well, whatever. I'll rap to you. - All right. I gotta go.
I'm thinkin' about steppin'... There she is, right there.
Sorry.
Wait a minute.
Excuse me for a second, please.
You can always tell who's gonna get killed. Now, look who's beamin' down.
Listen, Marcus. While you're up, will you grab me a beer?
I'm from Detroit.
There's a whole world out there we don't know about.
First the Fat Boys break up, now this.
What’s he about Jordan’s size, his height his weight? Hornets style!
Please be gentle.
It's good. It's very good.
MaRcuS DarLiNG
- when you pull the membrane out. - Momma.
the most virile man I have ever seen in all of my entire life,"
Jacqueline.
Come on, stop. You gonna give the brother a heart attack.
It was never like you just did. Come on. That was very seductive.
We hugged just now, and gave each other a pat and we boys again.
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I was trippin' on it.
Hey You Uhhh, Yuxiang
No, no, no...
because I need you.
"Steel v agina".
P.A.N!!! Pussy a__ N____
- Yeah? - ..it was Hammer time.
The white ball dominates everything. Knocks the shit out of the yellow ball,
Now, Will, I hear a girl at the office got you pussy-whipped.
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I'm sick and tired of men using love like it's a kind of disease you just catch.
You was treatin' me like my name was Stanley. But you're a fan of my work.
I am Mr Romance when I meet a woman.
- What's next? - Casting for the body lotion spot.
You're not gay. You're not gay, you just don't wanna fuck me.
OK. Well, good luck. I sure hope you find him.