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You met that girl. She's not very smart.
And I'm miserable.
- I thought so. - Yes.
You not supposed to be in my office, or goin' through my mail, OK?
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A very well-known doctor told me that by wearing the proper underwear, man,
Or something wrong with the Twizzat
There's nothin' wrong with Jacqueline, and nothin' wrong with me.
What?
I was lookin' at this woman, thinkin' about the future. That's you in 15 years.
What?
OK, who's gonna be next?
Listen...
I just, you know, I think you're cool.
That's very Afrocentric. I like this, Khanya.
Whatever happened to caring and commitment?
Girlfriend.
I like you, and I was just being concerned.
- You like it? Really? - Yes. I like it. I like it a lot.
You always had time for us.
How long you gonna have me beg? You know what I'm tryin' to say.
what I'm talking about.
- What? - I really gotta stop.
Yeah, man, chill. That's your father.
A whole troth of chittlins!
And let me assure you of something.
Good morning. Hey, stranger, nice to see you again.
Well, some women have a girlish quality that lasts a lifetime.
- You said it... - She's a little off.
They told you that 500 times. Just let it go.
....baby got her stitches out!
So good to see you. Every year, you do something new.
Go on, girl. It's you, girl.
This is my man Tyler, and this is Gerard. Jacqueline.
What do you think?
- Am I mistaken? Huh? - No, Jackie.
Could you do me a favour? My name is Marcus Graham. Here's my card.
I told you that Angela and I are just friends.
Let me give you my number. I won't sleep until I know you've found him.
Kirb.
How you doin', Mr Jackson? Happy Thanksgiving.
Marcus, darling.
- Yeah? - Anita on line one.
Now Saban retires
YES
It's not like I'm followin' you. I'm goin' upstairs too.
I'm taking care of my business, and I suggest you take care of yours.
Yeah, I'm all with that. That, too.
Great.
Just cos she won't sleep with you doesn't mean she's gay.
- OK, what did you say to her? - What did I say?
- You know Marcus and his big ideas. - I do.
- Thanks. - Come on in.
Look yall Kyle brought us a whole troth of Chittlins
I know this!
What time does The Red Zone start?
- Really? From whom? - From Lady Eloise. Lady Eloise.
- Of course not. - My tuxedo isn't ironed or nothin'.
It's a nipple Because I'm drooling
or I will not only take back the million-two I am paying you,
- It's a shadow. - I'll blow it up.
We should go get your things and go to my place.
As soon as you leave, she starts sayin' she wants to fuck me.
Cos all you gonna do is dog her out, like you do every woman in your life.
- Hey, you. I left somethin' on your desk. - I've got it.
She's a very sweet woman. She's a little detached from reality.
- Hi. - How are you?
I hope you catch a disease and your dick falls off.
Women do stuff like that. You say "She's cute" or "Her hair's nice",
the commercial that will launch our $18 million push
It's a joke.
I forgot. Will you get her on the phone?
Yo, you gotta show some gold to get that girl.
Joe Kniery is the problem Zach Dries's
Secret is you got to coordinate You not coordinating
Agatha, go in the kitchen and help Mrs Jackson with these chitterlings.
I hope it's refreshing, and chocolaty.
Wouldn't you like to get a little bit more...
Hope your dick falls off!! Hahaha
You poor baby.
I'm the logical choice. I'm vice President of Marketing for Chantress.
I won't hurt you.
No, man, I wasn't goin' through your stuff, man. Here. Hold it up. Hold it up.
Look, why don't you get over it and go find another man? Get outta here.
- What's the matter with you? - You don't like women?
Call me
The rest of my administrative team will be arriving tomorrow.
Marcus, you are incredibly talented.
- The pool table is earth, so it's green. - See, your shit is comin' out now.
Morning. Morning. Morning.
at Houlihan's".
What an absolutely exhausting evening, huh?
- Some women might get offended. - All right.
Thank you.
I use fresh rosemary In my bloody marys
- Can I be honest? - Please.
- Do I look like the kinda girl to pry? - Not five minutes ago,
Because I love you so much.
Back like you never left...
- I'm sorry, I'm Jacqueline Broyer. - OK.
You see Kirk, McCoy, Spock, and Yeoman Johnson.
Mr Evans
This is way off, Tye. We are not gonna shoot this until it's right.
This is my vision. It is fabulous.
It isn't about your love. It's the fact that you can't love me the way I deserve.
- Where'd you get the mushroom shirt? - I'm trying to impress you.
You’re not gay. You just don’t want to fuck me.
I'm sorry. Why don't I give you the money for the tickets?
He’s coming out.
- Kirby. - Did you lose your dog?
Yes, you're probably right.
so there's no misunderstanding.
You could wait eight or nine years and you'd never have no woman that fine.
OK.
- I like it. - Good.
Doggy style. I know, girlfriend. I'm tryin' to help you out. It's a sister thing.
wanna know how long do you think it'll take you to bone that new executrix.
Not even if… Jesus was pouring it.