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You never know what they gonna have in it, see.
- This is my birthday. - Oh, is that so?
- What? - That.
You don't want your dad to look queer, do you?
Any day now I'll be going to join your mother.
and we can get a six-pack and drink it in the parking lot.
some lobster Cantonese...
Well, let 'em look, but don't let 'em touch.
- That hat ain't for every day. - I know that.
Whole lot of'em over there too.
I don't like bottled beer. Make me burp.
Say, this is in Chinese. We won't even know what we're eatin'.
- You don't believe what it says? - I didn't say that.
Yeah, and what I want to know is...
- How much do we owe you for the drinks? - That'll be $2.50.
No, I told you I was gonna take you out to dinner.
Yeah, I'll wait. Sanford.
- "Happy birthday, Dad. " - I don't know what for.
If it ain't some TV show, then you just don't dig it.
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