Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ugh. That guy can't still be using the massage chair.

Hey, I just want to thank everyone

I mean, a nice person doesn't put on a Nice Capades.

I own a minority share of a holding company

♪ Oh, bourbon, oh, bourbon, oh, bourbon ♪

♪ You read her diary ♪

you never told us about?

so much more shopping to do.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪

We're the Mighty Schmucks.

So, uh... where's everybody from?

On Christmas Eve, we jack the prices way up.

Jim Ryan and Hiroki Totoki get coal for Christmas

Hi. Uh, my wife sent me here for costume supplies.

David Zaslav and Lars Wingefors get coal for Christmas

Know it? I named it.

Yup. Right. Yeah, that's what I was about to say.

♪ You told him to put away his penis ♪

And if someone would have just gotten

Pull us to Christmas!

♪ But when only one taco was left ♪

Uh, okay, I'm gonna recommend the shark. Yes!

for when mall Santa comes back.

And purple felt?

I'm sorry, all of sudden

They wouldn't need to.

We... need him! Now!

And orange felt and yellow felt.

Bring back that rent-a-beard!

I'm not worried.

I wanna touch your penis

Stretch. Stretch it out.

And music by this mammajamma.

which are in no way an admission of our guilt,

Have some eggs. Eat your eggs, come on.

He's here! We got the big man!