Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm glad you're still open. I just need a few things.
That's not how... You know what?
It's just got a lot of tape on it.
No, no, no, we want a big happy crowd
You got to be ten to get a shark? Is that it?
Anyone can make it look easy, but he makes it look hard!
"you have all been placed on the naughty list
"Per mall Santa number 5748's account
I'm gonna have to move you along.
No, we don't need a picture.
Come on, Mom and Dad.
He couldn't miss it.
Wait, wait, wait! Wait.
Did you intern in the North Pole as an undergrad?
♪ Oh, bourbon ♪
I'm not exactly comfortable with the whole lying part.
Uh-oh! Not so gentle.
♪ I regrew the rain forest, and lost puppies I found 'em ♪
That would be great. It would?
♪ It had all the right number of teef when I left it, yeah ♪
make a big splash here, people.
♪ It had all the right number of teeth when I left it, yeah ♪
Okay. ♪ Oh, bourbon, bourbon ♪
Guys. We got to do an ice show, huh?
♪ I didn't kick it ♪
Innerspaceexplorer and JPTheSlayer get coal for Christmas
I got you something, Bob.
We did so many nice things.
Well, so, like, is he into sports, or...
Well, those are all the clean jokes I know.
There sure is, Gene.
Yeah, I mean, we didn't really do the stuff
♪ A day that always makes me drool ♪
And raised it as your own.
We can spin that. Gene, how about you?
Read it already, damn it.
And there's nothing you can do about it,
We could scratch an apology into the ice
"A special present for a special kid. Santa." Aw.
I... I can't do this.