Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but the big question tonight is, to what degree?

My boyfriend, Lucas, was taking me out for dinner and then to a party.

You're asking me to give up my freedom,

- What? - Thank you. I'm really happy right now.

- We will go home and talk about this. - I hate you, I hate you!

- You look... - You look...

- His book on the McGovern campaign is... - Yeah.

- As you know. - Yes.

- I got divorced. - I know.

- Hard to compete with that. - Well, unless you're the competitive type.

"Listen to the truncated bastard language of today.

They're an old flame of mine,

And you don't have to wait long to find out, because that very night...

I'm walking! Back in half an hour.

- Hello? - Are you watching?

Who talks like that?

You know, you're ready for kids or a commitment or, you know...

marijuana use should be legalized?

Let me ask you a question. How could you let this happen?

Come as you are, as a friend

I haven't heard any of your long sorry messages in a while.

I'm really sorry I lost your number.

Well, I think I discovered who my mom is in the story.

I know you're dying to know what's inside.

Hi, Will. Package for you.

Go on, tell her.

And this one has a happy ending.

And then, eventually, you're totally gonna hate me for it.

Instead, he's the eldest son of George and Barbara

Yeah, really. Is that hard to believe?

Okay, we have to inhale at the same time for the same amount of time.

- I had lost your number. - Of course.

It's really bad.

- Well, what are you gonna do? - What am I gonna do?

Why does everyone have to be a Democrat or a Republican?

Wait! I almost forgot. You have to give this to Summer.

- What if Charlie's right? - Charlie's never right.

What happened when the article came out?

She said something was missing with Kevin,

Waiting for my big break.

- Stop. - What?

How could she do that to you?

or Social Security, or the tax code?

You were completely and totally on purpose. I knew exactly what I was getting into.

Hey, everybody, he's here!

Don't make me laugh. Emily,

- Hey. Gareth Henderson. - You're Gareth.

"and grubbed up by the dribble of pop culture,

Think of it like a tire blowing out on the highway

A woman's right to do what she wants with her body? What about that?

- Emily, when I saw you this morning... - Will, please.

The thing is...

I don't know why it happens, but it always does,

I'm watching you right now.

She traveled all over the world, just like she always dreamed of doing.

Where the hell are you?

I have to think about it.

I was too busy working on the campaign.

And hope is exactly what he stands for, so...

"William Hayes,

- Have you ever read it? - No.

It's hard enough to get elected the first black President

You know, it's funny that you should mention that.

You understand?

#Have Right here, I got a desk, and I got a list.

- Do you want a cup of tea? - Yeah. I'd love one.

Just take a second.

This is gonna sound bad.

You know, I'll see if I can make it.

- Look at that. - Look at it.

...you know, you could be a prime candidate for that.

- Feels like years. - I'm calling you now, aren't I?

He says it's the key to being a good journalist.

and all you can dig up is that his daughter had an eating disorder?

- Here. - Yeah.

- I read a page. - A page.

Glad to have you aboard, Hayes!

You never gave it to her? After all that time?

- It's a long story. - Really?

I'm down. - Are you okay?

Also cursing and fighting.

- I'm gonna go listen to the Professor. - Sure.

And now that you're in love with April, she's in love with Kevin.

Definitely having sex with the roommate.

but this guy, he can't even define the word "is."

Make yourself comfortable. I have to finish this application I'm writing.

That's it! That's how I figured it out!

You're right. I'm sorry.

And if I didn't write this, somebody else would.

- What do you got in there? - I don't know. Are you Summer's father?

No, no, no, he wasn't a draft dodger.

Well, I'm sick of all of the deceit, and I'm sick of all of the lies.

I can't believe you're doing this.

- I can't. It's your diary, so I can't do that. - No, really, really. I just, I don't need it.

The accident was that Sammy's mom got pregnant.

But sometimes, no matter how carefully you plan your playlist,

But instead, he looks up,

Really? Why do I feel like I should hide the razor blades?

I got a thing for guys who've got a thing for me.

You screwed up, man. You really screwed up.

Don't tell me you're just another yuppie puppy in an Armani suit.

It's the new guy.