Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, you're ready for kids or a commitment or, you know...

I'm walking! Back in half an hour.

I have to think about it.

Why does everyone have to be a Democrat or a Republican?

- What if Charlie's right? - Charlie's never right.

- What? - Thank you. I'm really happy right now.

The thing is...

- Hard to compete with that. - Well, unless you're the competitive type.

Where the hell are you?

That's it! That's how I figured it out!

but this guy, he can't even define the word "is."

- I got divorced. - I know.

And if I didn't write this, somebody else would.

But sometimes, no matter how carefully you plan your playlist,

You were completely and totally on purpose. I knew exactly what I was getting into.

- Well, what are you gonna do? - What am I gonna do?

I'm really sorry I lost your number.

She traveled all over the world, just like she always dreamed of doing.

You know, it's funny that you should mention that.

- Here. - Yeah.

"Listen to the truncated bastard language of today.

#Have Right here, I got a desk, and I got a list.

What happened when the article came out?

I haven't heard any of your long sorry messages in a while.

- As you know. - Yes.

I don't know why it happens, but it always does,

Waiting for my big break.

- You look... - You look...

- What do you got in there? - I don't know. Are you Summer's father?

Come as you are, as a friend

I'm watching you right now.

but the big question tonight is, to what degree?

How could she do that to you?

But instead, he looks up,

...you know, you could be a prime candidate for that.

It's the new guy.

Just take a second.

I'm down. - Are you okay?

Think of it like a tire blowing out on the highway

- Do you want a cup of tea? - Yeah. I'd love one.

My boyfriend, Lucas, was taking me out for dinner and then to a party.

Go on, tell her.

It's hard enough to get elected the first black President

Really? Why do I feel like I should hide the razor blades?

Don't tell me you're just another yuppie puppy in an Armani suit.

She said something was missing with Kevin,

marijuana use should be legalized?

- I can't. It's your diary, so I can't do that. - No, really, really. I just, I don't need it.

And hope is exactly what he stands for, so...

Yeah, really. Is that hard to believe?

It's really bad.

- Have you ever read it? - No.

This is gonna sound bad.

Okay, we have to inhale at the same time for the same amount of time.

Instead, he's the eldest son of George and Barbara

You're right. I'm sorry.

- Emily, when I saw you this morning... - Will, please.

I was too busy working on the campaign.

A woman's right to do what she wants with her body? What about that?

I can't believe you're doing this.

Don't make me laugh. Emily,

No, no, no, he wasn't a draft dodger.

and all you can dig up is that his daughter had an eating disorder?

And this one has a happy ending.

I got a thing for guys who've got a thing for me.

or Social Security, or the tax code?

- Feels like years. - I'm calling you now, aren't I?

Also cursing and fighting.

Hi, Will. Package for you.

- Stop. - What?

You screwed up, man. You really screwed up.

Definitely having sex with the roommate.

And you don't have to wait long to find out, because that very night...

Make yourself comfortable. I have to finish this application I'm writing.

I know you're dying to know what's inside.

- I read a page. - A page.

He says it's the key to being a good journalist.

"William Hayes,

- I'm gonna go listen to the Professor. - Sure.

Wait! I almost forgot. You have to give this to Summer.

Well, I think I discovered who my mom is in the story.

Well, I'm sick of all of the deceit, and I'm sick of all of the lies.

You're asking me to give up my freedom,

Let me ask you a question. How could you let this happen?

You understand?

- His book on the McGovern campaign is... - Yeah.

And now that you're in love with April, she's in love with Kevin.

- Hey. Gareth Henderson. - You're Gareth.

- I had lost your number. - Of course.

"and grubbed up by the dribble of pop culture,

- It's a long story. - Really?

Hey, everybody, he's here!

Who talks like that?

- Hello? - Are you watching?

You know, I'll see if I can make it.

- We will go home and talk about this. - I hate you, I hate you!

You never gave it to her? After all that time?

The accident was that Sammy's mom got pregnant.

And then, eventually, you're totally gonna hate me for it.

Glad to have you aboard, Hayes!

They're an old flame of mine,

- Look at that. - Look at it.