Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"It's the tongue in our heads!

Toilet paper guy! Toilet paper guy!

And I figure it'll take about nine months,

- There's the desk. - Look at that. Yeah.

What does that mean? I don't know what that means.

Okay, you know what? I think we should stop now.

You a Jehovah's Witness?

So, we'll change together.

I know this is tough for you, but what are you thinking?

"From your loving father."

Okay. Good night, Maya.

Put the picture back!

"I've Got A Crush On You, Sweetie Pie"

- I want you to come. - Oh, boy.

- What's he doing here? - Hello, Hampton.

Hey, come on, now. I just want you to come for a weekend.

So you're absolutely positive, 100%, that Emily is the very same woman

Well, at some point, we all make copies. Your time is now.

What are you saying? That I don't need? That I don't have emotions?

- an incredible, deep kiss. - Spare me the details.

Yeah, that's funny, the toilet paper.

Gonna meet you and Arthur in the restaurant.

- Let's think about this. - I'm not afraid of this.

Hold it! Stop. Stop right there!

- I've Got A Crush On You. - Every one of them.

Right here, I got a desk, and I got a list.

but I just don't really have time for the pain.

- I told you I was dating someone. - Dating someone.

That's pathetic. It's so puny.

"The boys' dorm is across the quad, their windows visible from ours.

So tell me about yourself. What's your deal? What do you aspire to?

I taught him everything he knows about flossing, and he flosses now!

and somehow you neglect to tell me that,

It's like when something is staring you in the face

The thing is...

So there's never been a guy, ever, that made you think, "This is it.

I think you should keep it. You should read it when you're lonely.

Put your coat on.

Wall Street. No!

- Okay, or don't. You know, yeah. - Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

You want some aspirin?

Yeah, that's real mature. Where are you going?

No, I didn't mean it like that.

- Where's Kelly? - She's right over there.

Babe, I am about the love.

Yeah, yeah, he did, and I am. Very, very happy.

Come on, you've been staring at that package for about a week now.

Jesus. That's awful.

These people earn 200 grand plus a year.

That's interesting, coming from you, April.

- And you. - Okay.

How did you find it? I mean, where did you find it?

getting married is the only thing left to do.

You know what I love?

- So those are healthy cigarettes. - Something like that.

She was on my exchange program at Cambridge,

- I was, wasn't I? - No.

No. Game over. It's time for bed.

- Really? - Yep.

Oh, please! Daddy.

More jobs, more money.

'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on...

"'Whose charms were broken if revealed'

I slept with Charlie!

Well, I never welsh on a bet, so I'll tell you what.

for the President of the United States of America,

that the Vietnam War was just a terrible idea?

The world will pardon my mush

I'll take you out for dinner, for a birthday dinner.

Easiest 20 bucks I ever made.

from the Columbia Presbyterian emergency room. We have...

- Really? - Yeah.

I can't have that, Hayes. I need you to sell five of them.

- Where are you? - I'm close by.

Twenty-nine and three-quarters.

In your apartment?

I'm sorry. I think I was just nervous to tell you.

What do you mean?

Well, I don't need a guy. I never really did.

Happy birthday, dear Will

You still have to tell me the story of why you fell in love with her.

And I'm working at a bookstore.

Because, after all, he is the big survivor, indeed, the victor

And he's thinking,

and I think you guys are really gonna, you know, hit it off.

Probably because I'm stuck in a rut with this guy.

- How's Emily? - Emily.

Well, sometimes they're apart for years, but they almost always find each other.

That is a beautiful woman right there.

- Somebody had too much to drink. - No, I didn't.

- Oh, God. - There he is!

and you're completely obsessed with power and money.

Go catch up to your mom, okay? All right, bye.

- Sam Knowles. - Okay.

Now, this young man was deeply, deeply in love with his college sweetheart.

- Jesus. - I'm kidding.

Yeah. I know what you mean.

- Advance team. - Yeah. How'd it go?

Very nice of you to come to our little shindig.

No, no. Don't eat it yet! Not till we get to our bench.

Great. Ask her out.