Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Babe, I am about the love.

- Jesus. - I'm kidding.

It's like when something is staring you in the face

"It's the tongue in our heads!

And he's thinking,

Yeah, yeah, he did, and I am. Very, very happy.

I think you should keep it. You should read it when you're lonely.

Well, sometimes they're apart for years, but they almost always find each other.

"From your loving father."

Happy birthday, dear Will

Because, after all, he is the big survivor, indeed, the victor

What do you mean?

Okay. Good night, Maya.

No. Game over. It's time for bed.

- How's Emily? - Emily.

- Really? - Yeah.

Now, this young man was deeply, deeply in love with his college sweetheart.

Well, I never welsh on a bet, so I'll tell you what.

- There's the desk. - Look at that. Yeah.

and somehow you neglect to tell me that,

- Advance team. - Yeah. How'd it go?

- Oh, God. - There he is!

In your apartment?

She was on my exchange program at Cambridge,

Great. Ask her out.

for the President of the United States of America,

- I told you I was dating someone. - Dating someone.

'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on...

Put your coat on.

I can't have that, Hayes. I need you to sell five of them.

Come on, you've been staring at that package for about a week now.

Very nice of you to come to our little shindig.

- What's he doing here? - Hello, Hampton.

- Where are you? - I'm close by.

More jobs, more money.

Yeah, that's funny, the toilet paper.

Put the picture back!

Wall Street. No!

I know this is tough for you, but what are you thinking?

Yeah. I know what you mean.

You want some aspirin?

Gonna meet you and Arthur in the restaurant.

that the Vietnam War was just a terrible idea?

- an incredible, deep kiss. - Spare me the details.

You a Jehovah's Witness?

So tell me about yourself. What's your deal? What do you aspire to?

So you're absolutely positive, 100%, that Emily is the very same woman

Okay, you know what? I think we should stop now.

So there's never been a guy, ever, that made you think, "This is it.

Yeah, that's real mature. Where are you going?

And I figure it'll take about nine months,

Toilet paper guy! Toilet paper guy!

You know what I love?

The thing is...

That is a beautiful woman right there.

And I'm working at a bookstore.

The world will pardon my mush

You still have to tell me the story of why you fell in love with her.

No, I didn't mean it like that.

"I've Got A Crush On You, Sweetie Pie"

- Okay, or don't. You know, yeah. - Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

- So those are healthy cigarettes. - Something like that.

That's pathetic. It's so puny.

- Somebody had too much to drink. - No, I didn't.

Hold it! Stop. Stop right there!

- And you. - Okay.

These people earn 200 grand plus a year.

I taught him everything he knows about flossing, and he flosses now!

- Really? - Yep.

from the Columbia Presbyterian emergency room. We have...

- Sam Knowles. - Okay.

Easiest 20 bucks I ever made.

Go catch up to your mom, okay? All right, bye.

What are you saying? That I don't need? That I don't have emotions?

I'll take you out for dinner, for a birthday dinner.

Twenty-nine and three-quarters.

- I want you to come. - Oh, boy.

and I think you guys are really gonna, you know, hit it off.

- Let's think about this. - I'm not afraid of this.

Hey, come on, now. I just want you to come for a weekend.

What does that mean? I don't know what that means.

Right here, I got a desk, and I got a list.

and you're completely obsessed with power and money.

Jesus. That's awful.

"The boys' dorm is across the quad, their windows visible from ours.

So, we'll change together.

Well, at some point, we all make copies. Your time is now.

No, no. Don't eat it yet! Not till we get to our bench.

That's interesting, coming from you, April.

- I was, wasn't I? - No.

but I just don't really have time for the pain.

Oh, please! Daddy.

Well, I don't need a guy. I never really did.

How did you find it? I mean, where did you find it?

I'm sorry. I think I was just nervous to tell you.

- Where's Kelly? - She's right over there.

I slept with Charlie!

- I've Got A Crush On You. - Every one of them.

getting married is the only thing left to do.

Probably because I'm stuck in a rut with this guy.

"'Whose charms were broken if revealed'