Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They need him, Em. Will's the man. I can't believe you're letting him go.

I mean, I was camping on this beautiful beach in Crete

Ten, nine, eight...

What am I doing here?

Six, six, five. See? Now I got it. And I'm never gonna lose it again.

- What are we doing here? - I just got to pick something up.

But I can't even get it together to do that.

- That is weird. - It's not bad. It's just different.

Well, actually, I'm not judging. Look at you.

- Really? - Can you believe it?

- All right. - No, come on.

Maybe you should mail it to her.

You're wrong. He's gonna make a difference with African Americans.

from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?

- Okay, okay. - We can't worry about that right now.

I'm sorry about the other night.

Meanwhile, he accepted an invitation

You know, there's one part, though, that kind of bothered me.

and then just when you were about to put your penis

Told me it was for my own good.

You know what I mean?

There! Right there!

I can't believe we're finally gonna meet the President.

No, I thought so, too, but this crazy thing happened.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

There I was, arriving in the city I always dreamed about

But there's a really nice dedication inside, with a quote from the book.

- I know you will. - You go here.

"That's Pathetic. It's So Puny."

"whose clothes you wanna rip from his very body,"

I know. I know. - But it was from her dad.

so I can get a hold of you wherever, whenever, for whatever.

- Are you gonna call her? - Are you insane?

- How'd it go? Man, it went great! - Great.

You know, I love the zoo. Let's go to the zoo.

Truth is he's far more interested in being

"This is him. This is the one."

- You have a favorite? - Yes.

- Is this what you're wearing? - What?

They put saltpeter in your cigarettes,

I love this girl so much.

before e-mails and cell phones and reality television shows,

and thrusts it into a woman's vagina...

All right. All right.

- You know, we will go home and talk... - You do, don't you?

and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight.

I can't believe you smoked and drank and were such a slut.

How's high school?

- I think we can, at least, manage that. - I think we could.

Although, Mr. Monell told us

I see you drank my boyfriend under the table.

- You... - Yeah. We do.

I was with him like an hour ago. Now he's gone.

- My shit is together. - Your shit is a mess.

No, no, I know it's corny, but I also think

I get out of work early, and I go pick up my daughter, Maya, from school.

when all that love and admiration would start to irritate him

'cause I gotta tell you, I've always had a thing for you...

"because it's your birthday and you have no plans" dinner.

That's why you keep me around.

And it felt life-changing.

"Listen to your kids if you can."

It was cowardly, and I'm sorry.

You wore down my resistance

- I haven't. - Well, then you shouldn't really judge.

had a cell phone.