Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- My shit is together. - Your shit is a mess.

- Are you gonna call her? - Are you insane?

You're wrong. He's gonna make a difference with African Americans.

- That is weird. - It's not bad. It's just different.

You know what I mean?

I see you drank my boyfriend under the table.

so I can get a hold of you wherever, whenever, for whatever.

- I know you will. - You go here.

- Is this what you're wearing? - What?

- How'd it go? Man, it went great! - Great.

- I think we can, at least, manage that. - I think we could.

No, no, I know it's corny, but I also think

I can't believe we're finally gonna meet the President.

- You have a favorite? - Yes.

How's high school?

But there's a really nice dedication inside, with a quote from the book.

had a cell phone.

Six, six, five. See? Now I got it. And I'm never gonna lose it again.

and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight.

I mean, I was camping on this beautiful beach in Crete

"This is him. This is the one."

You know, there's one part, though, that kind of bothered me.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Truth is he's far more interested in being

and then just when you were about to put your penis

from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?

- You... - Yeah. We do.

Although, Mr. Monell told us

There! Right there!

I'm sorry about the other night.

"Listen to your kids if you can."

There I was, arriving in the city I always dreamed about

No, I thought so, too, but this crazy thing happened.

It was cowardly, and I'm sorry.

You know, I love the zoo. Let's go to the zoo.

- Really? - Can you believe it?

- What are we doing here? - I just got to pick something up.

All right. All right.

when all that love and admiration would start to irritate him

- All right. - No, come on.

They need him, Em. Will's the man. I can't believe you're letting him go.

Maybe you should mail it to her.

Well, actually, I'm not judging. Look at you.

- Okay, okay. - We can't worry about that right now.

I know. I know. - But it was from her dad.

I get out of work early, and I go pick up my daughter, Maya, from school.

Meanwhile, he accepted an invitation

"That's Pathetic. It's So Puny."

You wore down my resistance

What am I doing here?

I love this girl so much.

Told me it was for my own good.

They put saltpeter in your cigarettes,

- I haven't. - Well, then you shouldn't really judge.

"because it's your birthday and you have no plans" dinner.

- You know, we will go home and talk... - You do, don't you?

I can't believe you smoked and drank and were such a slut.

'cause I gotta tell you, I've always had a thing for you...

and thrusts it into a woman's vagina...

I was with him like an hour ago. Now he's gone.

before e-mails and cell phones and reality television shows,

But I can't even get it together to do that.

Ten, nine, eight...

That's why you keep me around.

"whose clothes you wanna rip from his very body,"

And it felt life-changing.