Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tell us the truth, my friend.

Who the hell's Kevin?

- Hello. - Hey, it's Will.

I'm not kidding.

Sometimes it's all a big surprise

I'm gonna tell you the story,

- Right. - Thanks, John.

Twenty-nine and a quarter.

Definitely. Maybe.

Way to go. You must be completely psyched.

Okay, then why aren't you out there, you know, enjoying yourself?

Are you the same Kevin that she mentioned a while back?

- Still smoking? - I quit.

- Mr. Roth has had an aortal rupture. - What does that mean exactly?

- It's complicated, Maya. - Everything with you is so complicated.

- Sweetie, that's so kind. - No, no, not that.

- I'm not apathetic. - Yes, you are.

You can't talk to a Teamster like that! Come on.

It's okay. I just didn't think that Lucas would approve.

Emily sounds like she would make a good mom.

That should be a good time.

I didn't do it the first time around.

I see you've been eating noodles.

Will, I don't want that, and you don't want that.

Okay, thank you.

- Shake on it? Okay. - Let's do that. All right.

I've heard Bush has a mistress.

Will you please put it on?

I just wonder if you want people to like you a little too much.

So now she's stupid and ugly and boring?

'Cause there was a time when all I did

"Some of us are bold. My new friend

You and my mom, whoever she is, you're getting divorced.

Maybe it's the tap water here.

and he'd find some way to hurt me.

- Okay, bye. - Bye.

The way you take the simplest statement,

- I took the red-eye! - That's incredible!

Anyhow, when I went away to college, my mom sold our house

Remember him? So if I was you,

So, did I ever tell you... - I was gonna...

Most because of broken hearts.

And she says that it was because of something

What do you care if I'm in love with him, huh?

Here is Tom Brokaw in New York.

At least I tried. I went out there and I tried.

In a second, you're gonna say something impossibly charming.

I want you to all understand that it's gonna be as a direct result

I'm guessing you weren't her first boyfriend.

- I don't know! - Whatever else you do.

my joie de vivre

- Okay, Hayes. - Okay.

- Boyishly? I mean... - Yeah.

and instead my dad bought me a hardcover copy of Jane Eyre.

I think he was completely plastered.

- Good morning, Will. - Hey, Sarah.

Whenever I figure out whatever I'm supposed to learn from all this,

- I want you to meet her. - Summer Hartley?

I taught him everything he knows about pipelines, and he pipelines now!

And the person that you're with then, they become the one.

He's my thesis advisor.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, guys, guys, guys, hey!

Did you read this?

- You heard? - I read about it in The Times.

Walk with me. Why would you wanna work for a hack like Arthur Robredo?

- Where is he? Where's Will? - I don't know. I was just talking to him.

- That's what Daddy likes. - That's just nasty.

I think you're wrong.

- Yes. Yes. - That's her name?

You invite us inside, and we tell you the story.

- That's gross. That's just gross. - You'd be the ass.

What are all these?

And the part about you and Emily touching each other and kissing.

I think you should go.

Hey, don't hand this in, okay?

- Yeah. - All right.

Well, Dad was on his way to meet my mom to propose,

Close the door behind you.

- It is! - Summer.

You know what? I think it happened such a long time ago,

- I kept the book... - Yeah?

Twenty-nine and a half.

Has anyone seen Robert Klein?

I'm talking about you and me.

- Hi, Emily! - Hi, Emily!

And I realized I had to tell someone.

Hi, this is Summer. Please leave a message, and I will call you back.

- when we made it. - And I didn't know how to tell you.

How are you? What's doing?

Hey, it's April. I still need to talk to you. Please call me back.

- I just don't know if she's my mom. - Why not?

They're looking good.

I do what I want with my body.

- No, it's true. You know what? - Will...

- See, you did it again. - Really?

Don't stop! This is good stuff. Where were you? Okay.

- I forgot to tell you the happy ending. - What is it?

What do you wanna be when you grow up?

Why are you so concerned with all of this anyway?

I read it every year or two. Each time it's different.