Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I forgot to tell you the happy ending. - What is it?

Anyhow, when I went away to college, my mom sold our house

- when we made it. - And I didn't know how to tell you.

I think you should go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, guys, guys, guys, hey!

Whenever I figure out whatever I'm supposed to learn from all this,

- It is! - Summer.

- It's complicated, Maya. - Everything with you is so complicated.

my joie de vivre

Has anyone seen Robert Klein?

- Hello. - Hey, it's Will.

- Okay, bye. - Bye.

I want you to all understand that it's gonna be as a direct result

At least I tried. I went out there and I tried.

Don't stop! This is good stuff. Where were you? Okay.

- Shake on it? Okay. - Let's do that. All right.

I read it every year or two. Each time it's different.

Who the hell's Kevin?

Will you please put it on?

I think he was completely plastered.

Are you the same Kevin that she mentioned a while back?

- That's gross. That's just gross. - You'd be the ass.

How are you? What's doing?

Twenty-nine and a quarter.

What are all these?

- I kept the book... - Yeah?

Hey, it's April. I still need to talk to you. Please call me back.

- Where is he? Where's Will? - I don't know. I was just talking to him.

And the part about you and Emily touching each other and kissing.

They're looking good.

Way to go. You must be completely psyched.

- Yes. Yes. - That's her name?

Hey, don't hand this in, okay?

Hi, this is Summer. Please leave a message, and I will call you back.

- You heard? - I read about it in The Times.

- Sweetie, that's so kind. - No, no, not that.

You know what? I think it happened such a long time ago,

- I want you to meet her. - Summer Hartley?

and he'd find some way to hurt me.

Okay, thank you.

I taught him everything he knows about pipelines, and he pipelines now!

Why are you so concerned with all of this anyway?

"Some of us are bold. My new friend

- Still smoking? - I quit.

- Hi, Emily! - Hi, Emily!

That should be a good time.

You invite us inside, and we tell you the story.

Did you read this?

I'm guessing you weren't her first boyfriend.

- I'm not apathetic. - Yes, you are.

- Mr. Roth has had an aortal rupture. - What does that mean exactly?

I didn't do it the first time around.

Remember him? So if I was you,

and instead my dad bought me a hardcover copy of Jane Eyre.

- Okay, Hayes. - Okay.

I'm talking about you and me.

Emily sounds like she would make a good mom.

Well, Dad was on his way to meet my mom to propose,

- I don't know! - Whatever else you do.

Walk with me. Why would you wanna work for a hack like Arthur Robredo?

Here is Tom Brokaw in New York.

- Right. - Thanks, John.

- I took the red-eye! - That's incredible!

It's okay. I just didn't think that Lucas would approve.

Definitely. Maybe.

Close the door behind you.

And the person that you're with then, they become the one.

The way you take the simplest statement,

- I just don't know if she's my mom. - Why not?

I do what I want with my body.

- Boyishly? I mean... - Yeah.

Sometimes it's all a big surprise

So, did I ever tell you... - I was gonna...

I just wonder if you want people to like you a little too much.

'Cause there was a time when all I did

Most because of broken hearts.

And I realized I had to tell someone.

What do you care if I'm in love with him, huh?

You and my mom, whoever she is, you're getting divorced.

- That's what Daddy likes. - That's just nasty.

You can't talk to a Teamster like that! Come on.

So now she's stupid and ugly and boring?

Maybe it's the tap water here.

He's my thesis advisor.

I think you're wrong.

I see you've been eating noodles.

What do you wanna be when you grow up?

And she says that it was because of something

Twenty-nine and a half.

Tell us the truth, my friend.

- See, you did it again. - Really?

- No, it's true. You know what? - Will...

I'm not kidding.

I've heard Bush has a mistress.

- Yeah. - All right.

In a second, you're gonna say something impossibly charming.

Okay, then why aren't you out there, you know, enjoying yourself?

I'm gonna tell you the story,

- Good morning, Will. - Hey, Sarah.

Will, I don't want that, and you don't want that.