Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mr. President! Hey, Mr. President!
He's not your father? - Is that what he told you?
but he still happens to be the President of the United States.
Yes, I was Bill Clinton's lover for 12 years.
She fluffs up my hair and tells me to be brilliant
But mainly, when you love someone as much as I love you
I'm mentioning him now.
I had finally made it inside the room.
I'm in New York, and I was thinking
- Is that why you and Kevin never... - Oh, God, Kevin. No. Kevin...
- Opportunist? Double-crossing... - Uh-uh.
- Could we maybe go for a walk? - Yeah.
What comes after that?
after they find each other after all that time?
Hi.
No, no, no, no, no, no, don't mention grassroots.
Frank Sinatra, Linda Ronstadt.
- Emily... - Wait! You've got to get down on your knee.
instead of the other way around.
Uh-huh.
- I read the Robredo piece. - Yeah.
There's someone here I want you to meet.
From an early age to promote a consumer capaitalist agenda?
- Haven't talked to her in ages. - We'll be moving in together in the fall.
It's like she said. If she didn't write it, someone else would have.
You're gonna be just fine, Mr. Hayes,
And no one's in love with you.
What do you mean?
and you're way ahead in all the polls.
- You must miss him. - I do, yeah.
RACL
What is this?
and we're never gonna talk about this again.
What about Civil Rights, or uh.. Women's Rights?!
Those chubby redheads with the long, fake fingernails?
- Is that so? - Tell me how it happened.
What they didn't say was he was on the couch with the dean's daughter.
That's...
Besides being incredibly hot, they have no problem with casual sex,
I'll never forget that day.
Don't mess with me.
The hotel workers won't let anybody into the building.
Although that's not what we real men call it.
Or maybe
Lock it!
- I'm sorry? - Give us a song.
- You know what's really cool? - I don't.
So you're saying it's not who, but it's when.
14808
which, on a good day, add up to a sophomore, I suppose.
No, I'm not getting down on my knee.
- Oil and water. - Sandpaper and bare ass.
Happy Birthday!
- God. Died in his office. Heart attack? - Yeah.
Then again,
What are you doing here?
EN
Okay.
- Why are you in New York? - I live here.
There's no union seal on the menus or the programs.
What have you been up to?
and Summer's that Natasha lady who writes for that magazine.
I am totally fine
- It's a diary. - Sweet Jesus. Let me see.
We've come a long way from that hotel room on 8th Avenue.
Is that I like you.
You know exactly why I never told you. You'd never be interested in me.
Summer said to hang tight. She'll be back. She wants you to wait.
It's killing me that you're going out with the kid.
"But we didn't do it."
Of Timothys and Williams would be
Thank you very much.
FOPY
- But nothing serious. - What about April? What happened to her?
I saw our entire relationship, from present to future tense.
- Are you okay? - Oh, yeah, I was just getting a little exercise.
- Yeah. - Oh.
It doesn't work that way.
I meant to give it to you. I wanted to give it to you.
I couldn't. And I don't know why.
- And she's off. Bye. - Bye-bye.
Five minutes, okay? Five...
"Love" on the other hand...
It's probably hard for you to imagine a relationship based on mutual respect
Now, if Bill Clinton wins,
No, really, when I was with you, I thought, "This is it."
Do you know what the husband and wife penguins do
I haven't seen you in weeks!
Will!
they'll be part of the 46% that doesn't live happily ever after.