Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and we're never gonna talk about this again.

But mainly, when you love someone as much as I love you

- I'm sorry? - Give us a song.

What are you doing here?

Summer said to hang tight. She'll be back. She wants you to wait.

Is that I like you.

they'll be part of the 46% that doesn't live happily ever after.

- Could we maybe go for a walk? - Yeah.

I'll never forget that day.

"Love" on the other hand...

And no one's in love with you.

after they find each other after all that time?

instead of the other way around.

Now, if Bill Clinton wins,

- And she's off. Bye. - Bye-bye.

and you're way ahead in all the polls.

Those chubby redheads with the long, fake fingernails?

which, on a good day, add up to a sophomore, I suppose.

- Opportunist? Double-crossing... - Uh-uh.

What have you been up to?

Mr. President! Hey, Mr. President!

I had finally made it inside the room.

"But we didn't do it."

She fluffs up my hair and tells me to be brilliant

Five minutes, okay? Five...

- Why are you in New York? - I live here.

Besides being incredibly hot, they have no problem with casual sex,

It's probably hard for you to imagine a relationship based on mutual respect

Do you know what the husband and wife penguins do

I couldn't. And I don't know why.

It doesn't work that way.

No, I'm not getting down on my knee.

We've come a long way from that hotel room on 8th Avenue.

- You know what's really cool? - I don't.

and Summer's that Natasha lady who writes for that magazine.

No, no, no, no, no, no, don't mention grassroots.

- God. Died in his office. Heart attack? - Yeah.

He's not your father? - Is that what he told you?

- Is that why you and Kevin never... - Oh, God, Kevin. No. Kevin...

- Are you okay? - Oh, yeah, I was just getting a little exercise.

Thank you very much.

- Haven't talked to her in ages. - We'll be moving in together in the fall.

I am totally fine

- Is that so? - Tell me how it happened.

You know exactly why I never told you. You'd never be interested in me.

What comes after that?

So you're saying it's not who, but it's when.

Happy Birthday!

From an early age to promote a consumer capaitalist agenda?

It's like she said. If she didn't write it, someone else would have.

Yes, I was Bill Clinton's lover for 12 years.

Although that's not what we real men call it.

I saw our entire relationship, from present to future tense.

There's someone here I want you to meet.

- You must miss him. - I do, yeah.

I'm in New York, and I was thinking

There's no union seal on the menus or the programs.

What about Civil Rights, or uh.. Women's Rights?!

You're gonna be just fine, Mr. Hayes,

I'm mentioning him now.

The hotel workers won't let anybody into the building.

It's killing me that you're going out with the kid.

Don't mess with me.

Frank Sinatra, Linda Ronstadt.

- It's a diary. - Sweet Jesus. Let me see.

- Emily... - Wait! You've got to get down on your knee.

Of Timothys and Williams would be

- I read the Robredo piece. - Yeah.

What do you mean?

- But nothing serious. - What about April? What happened to her?

I haven't seen you in weeks!

No, really, when I was with you, I thought, "This is it."

What they didn't say was he was on the couch with the dean's daughter.

I meant to give it to you. I wanted to give it to you.

but he still happens to be the President of the United States.

- Oil and water. - Sandpaper and bare ass.