Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And then the inevitable moment, and I don't know why it...

- What about Mom? - Well, I started dating again.

Thank you. Yes.

Check that they have legal representation, okay?

Those were delightful, weren't they? Sorry about that.

to the home of his ex-girlfriend, Summer Hartley,

- Oh, sorry. No, go. - What?

I never told anybody to lie.

Look it! You got a tear right there! I see it.

But you didn't change April's name. Why?

That's good because it's ironic.

- Penis! Penis. - Okay. All right, that's enough.

"and begin their treacherous journey towards the fallopian tubes!

- I know. - I really thought

- I should go to "life rehab"? - Yeah.

- Fine. You convinced me. You're nothing. - I'm nothing.

Iran-Contra. Arms for oil, no problem.

It is complicated, isn't it?

...you realized Mom was the only one for you!

- I think you should go, Will. - April?

the campaign manager would realize how brilliant I was.

I always think of something more important to do.

But I wasn't the only one with problems.

- I walked away, Will! From Paco! - Good move.

- How's it going? - Still got a lot to do.

- You look great. - Thank you. You, too.

- Yep, nice to meet you. - Yeah, it was great meeting you, too.

Come on through. You can do it.

Okay? It's two months in New York. I'll be back before you know it.

Just want to let everyone know that the new signs are ready.

Wisconsin! Yes, the Cheese State.

I'll keep that in mind.

Do you know what you want yet?

...which he doesn't notice 'cause, of course, his hands are all over my body,

Well, if you look on the back, they all have one common song, which is...

What am I supposed to do now?

In fact, I know so much, I could bring you both down.

- Sounds like a great mom. - She is a great mom.

- Dating? - Not at present. You?

"Emily is sweet

If you hand this in, we won't survive it.

That's my Yarnie, my Yarnie

Well, because now that you're getting divorced,

These are for you.

- This just came for you. - Thanks.

You wanted to be President?

Now, that's how important the work is.

I want to talk to you about your birthday. Call me.

Actually, he was completely alone and it was hours before the janitor found him.

Good evening, gentlemen. Pack of Reds, please.

You're killing me.

- It's amazing how you do that. - What?

I need to know.

What happens if they give him one of the hard words, like "truth"?

I know I'll never find it.

"The evenings are hot and sticky.

Go to rehab or life rehab or something like that.

He's a putz. This is exactly what my book is about.

- You slept with my roommate. - Oh!

Did you ever think

Mom, can Dad come with us to the zoo?

Because the first time that I saw these hands,

Yeah. I'm her daddy.

It's her first night out since the baby was born.

- I'm a William. - Don't interrupt.

You missed your birthday cake.

Come on, sweetheart, give me a smile. I've waited my whole life to do that joke.

I'm so glad it's you.

Hello. - Hey. Hi.

What do you mean?

I'd just really like you to be happy for me.

- What, is that gonna matter to her? - Yeah, it does. Hi.

I just had the weirdest flash of a whole life,

"and we decided to take all that love

He died three weeks later in a car accident.

She's starring in somebody else's diary now.

I mean, to please a woman like you, it would obviously take a...

and then I'd be coming up with strategy, and before long...

- What do you get, Hampton? - Yeah.

I can't believe you smoked and were such a slut.

- Taxi! - Taxi!

Or foursome if that old dude is still in the picture.

That is an impressive mental leap, Russ,

Oh, these are the ones I found that have inscriptions.

see if we can use the Internet connection and find a printer.

"Robredo's chief speech writer, is both intense and boyishly handsome."

That I'm gonna tell you this story and it's gonna make everything better?

- Why? - A whole bunch of these.

You could do anything on earth, and you work in a bookstore.

- Hey, how are you? - Nice to meet you. We're walking, Hayes.

And the real story, not the, "Oh, we met, we fell in love,

And for a long time, nothing seemed to matter.

...25, 26, 27... ...25, 26, 27...

You know, I originally wrote,

Besides, we have a plan, right?

I can be happy for you. Of course I can be happy for you.

- Hey. - Hey, is that the toilet paper guy?

I thought you were gone through the summer.

It seems to be about 300 pages or so.

You're the toilet paper guy.

But I didn't mean to tell you that.

They still haven't come up with one yet, but I'm sure they're working on it.

Who cares about Chicago?

So go back to Madison.

Bitches They can kiss my ass

- We'll see how this goes, okay? - Gareth.

- Hey, Will, man, Happy New Year. - Hey, yeah, you, too.