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I threw 'em on top of a beanstalk.
Ah, fuck me.
Wow. You risked your life
Thanks, babe.
Got time for one last bedtime story?
[both laughing]
I'm kinda stuck on this last piece, like...
Anyone have a Class B commercial license?
but we can still give the people a show, buddy.
Ugh, how does she pull off those clunky bracelets?
Um... Uh...
[moaning passionately]
She controls the trees.
Wouldn't it be messed up
[tree monsters growling]
Good boy, Grandma.
[growling]
[giant] I'll grind your bones
Because Scarecrow's crop-dusting fear toxin
[grunting]
No. That wouldn't be...
God, she turned out to be a bad friend.
In other news,
I'm gonna go and draw the trees away
are behind this anarchy.
I declare you and your allies,
Okay.
Oh! We gotta stop this.
Be prudent.
Yeah, no, I'm just designing a kite.
Oh, check it out, my girlfriend's calling.
And I thought you didn't love anything more than trees.
...if it's not about you...
How would I have know that?
Ah, shit...
[mockingly] prudent.
trapped me in a book.
I gotcha.
[loudly] I want you war-crazed lunatics...
How did you manage to hollow out the innards of that beast?
Wait, you have Kite Man's number memorized?
[groans]
Oh, boo. Why?