Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh, hi, Daddy. How'd your luncheon go? - Those Jaycee luncheons never change.

We worked our butts off selling that cattle.

It's all right. I'm awake.

What's the matter, sugarplum?

All right, easy. Easy, Ray.

Now, which one of you is gonna tell us what's been going on here?

Yeah, there's nothing to do around there, anyway.

No, sweetheart. Everything's fine. Why shouldn't it be?

Shut up. My brother-in-law is meeting with his wife.

Oh, hey, cut it out, baby. You're hurting me.

Probably nothing serious. Carburetor, maybe.

We'll have to earn our keep today, Allen. Doesn't look like there's much help here.

Hey, man, I didn't mean nothing.

- Ray and J.R. Back yet? - No.

...Pam's good for Bobby.

Well, it's awful funny they'd be stranded right where they wanted to be.

- Why didn't you call me last night? - I was working late.

Just fine. So far.

- They'll be back in a minute. - I might've known.

- You said what? - I never said nothing like that.

Yeah. It's what he said.

I'll put it down just in case.

Say, "Thank you," Miss Texas.

...when you told us yourself his Wanda wasn't raped at all?