Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You never used to be so damn stubborn. - I never used to be a lot of things, Daddy.
We were alone up until half an hour ago.
J.R. Is as stubborn as Jock.
Yeah. I'll hold on.
- So...? - So she said she had been kidnapped...
Especially when the change is named Barnes.
Bring them on around!
Gotta find out what's there. Who's there.
Small craft advisories are posted and the highway...
No!
No. No, please.
Go change your clothes. We gotta take care of the livestock.
Bad storm blowing in. Hands are off. J.R. And Ray aren't back yet.
All right, you.
Get to his women the way he got to mine.
...I wouldn't move a muscle.
You say goodbye to Mary Lou?
I don't even think she knows how to play backgammon.
Yeah. Yeah, maybe I'm doing you a favor, huh?
Just like these Ewings are gonna get theirs.
This is gonna be a lot of fun if you take it in the right spirit.
A storm is one thing in a city. It's something else again on a ranch.
Yes, ma'am. Payton Allen.
- Not in there. - Hey, look, we're sorry.
Bye, Wanda. You take care now, hear?
- When'd you get home? - Half-hour ago.
Well, I can't think of another way right now.
Now, bravery's gonna get you dead, Junior.
Nobody's gonna begrudge us a good time.
- What the heck are you guys...? - Shut up!
Let's go get it.
You were kind enough to leave a business card.
Stay right there, Mama!
Junior's missus. And I get to choose.
- J.R. - Yeah?
If there's anything we can do to help, just holler.