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like some worn-out plow horse.
Okay? Can we go? Could we please go?
Señor Kaplan cut my "Wind Beneath My Wings" number
You've gotta shut this down. What?!
Keith Fank!
Nobody talks to me like that.
And if you really want to ruin his day --
Murray?
Oh, Javier, h-- Eeeee.
Here you go. A cup of joe, the old-fashioned way.
Elon Musk got his math teacher an island.
He planned a whole adventure!
that just opened up at my company.
Will there be pirates and tasteful nudity?
Huh. Two, you can move the couch wherever you'd like.
W-W-What?!
But if I do this, you're not allowed
We'll drink tequila in Honduras.
Huge bummer, man.
Uh-oh. You're gonna want to give them some space for this.
I definitely have to carve out some extra time for giggling.
Uh, uh, pew!
I, um... I have a proposition --
man-shake! Man-shake!
Remember, shred this, don't fax it.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't breathe right now.
I haven't seen this house since I went off to war.
You're a snake! You're a rat!
Does he get a normal paycheck,
We're saving them, right? Yeah.
Well, if you're trying to look cool,
with a few miles on her --
You're a writer, too? Well, knock me over with a feather.
I love you, Jay.
Just because she's no Christie Brinkley,