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Name's Murray Clark.
Someone has been wearing my custom-made cologne --
Oh, no, it'll be fun to tell the kids
I know, but, still, um, Claire has --
It'll be different from my last one.
Of course. I wouldn't miss it.
and take some selfies with my fan.
but I was just taking a peek at your résumé.
And those were just off the top of my head,
Fine.
Murray Clark! Clark!
We're not letting go of each other until you get in here.
And then put an "under construction" sign
You know the scariest part of a roller coaster?
he got me a ticket.
I love that.
Perception is everything.
Margaret, could you come in here, please?
It's been 10 years.
Well, what do you know?
he should be able to.
Honey, he wants a risk-taker.
Oh, my God. Did he actually die?
I appreciate all this, but I don't want to go.
Margaret's more someone who would hit a pedestrian
Hey, the Wi-Fi's out.
Wake up! Damn it!
It is very impressive.
Oh, these are all the great restaurants
It's gonna be good for you.
And when I get home, I'm going to sign him up
Oh, thank God!
is just his creamy substitute for human affection.
Well, then you should do it. I'll manage.
As much as I enjoyed her pairing
I couldn't really understand you.
Couldn't you chew on it for us
It is much more likely
the lady's clothes come off.
For the man who wants to smell a little bit like a woman.
What did I get us into?
No, I just stopped in to see how Margaret's working out.
Well, are the cameras rolling? Man: Yes.
I can't just put her out to pasture
you're gonna die here.