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I don't want to go to space, Claire! I'm terrified!
Jay, don't make him self-conscious.
I know you miss your missus,
Eh... No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
This man right here,
I've been battling hot-shaming my entire life.
It's a month of that!
They're not going to rename our street.
He stole my girl when I went to war,
Claire has some concerns.
Oh --
I'll just go grab my stuff
I just got us two tickets on the next Russian flight
Thanks for coming to my show, Dad.
So I'm turning him in to the IRS
Actually, could I get a juice first?
on the bathroom door.
and reach for the stars.
It's from Dad. "I'm almost there."
Ha! What?
We'll see how long it holds.
Please don't die in our house.
Now let's go do this again in front of the cameras!
So I bet my house.
Okay, you're just justifying bad behavior.
Hey...Kenneth.
introduce him to con men.
It's part of the deal.
it's so important for your father.
These are too good. I gotta tell him.
What kind of charity?
Except of -- of course,
Seedy bars, con men,
Who taught you first aid, a nanny on death row?
something for you to chew on.
Whee!
and never work again.
Fine.
Hola, Gloria.
for deducting his breakfast burritos.
What -- W-What's happening?
You can't discriminate against the poor guy
It's just a cry for help.
And, Phil, while it's not a trip to space,
You know I get all my pants for the entire year at this sale,
Oh, it's nothing sad. I'll just be a minute.
Okay.