Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"I'm the Barry"? What the hell does that mean?
I know you've been out, mister man.
Well, I am.
Thanks, Mama.
- Kind of feels like I've won. - Have you?
Look at you guys, I turned on the sprinklers,
Man, she really is the Barry. (SCOFFS)
Ankles?
My name's Stephen King.
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!
Actually, Stephen King is his...
(CHUCKLES) Soxanne.
My name is Stephen King.
Yes, we all know, clearly, it's me!
But I really do feel like a hopeless Barry,
Little did I know, something scarier was right behind me.
I mean, we could break up any time, so I can date other people.
Oh! Stupid clown shoes!
Or... (CHUCKLES) How's this work?
"It was blond and angry and was rude to waiters."
Geoff said you sent him in to cheer me up.
I know a few yentas in Maine.
easy smile.
Oh, heard my name!
Come on. I wasn't that bad.
Get away from me!
That's exactly why I'm here.
Schmoop-a-loop.
Stop it! Both of you need to suck it up
See, I showed your story to my book club.
Whatever you do, do not tell Mom that...
He still has many, many changes to make.
I love you, too.
- You're Misery-ing me. - That's not a word.
"a sleeping evil crueler than death itself."
What? What are you getting at?
Wait, does everybody here think I'm a monster?
ADULT ADAM: As I was being forced to keep working,
Ugh. We watched this whole thing, and they're not gonna wrestle at all.
Hey, sport. How you feeling?
- We both know who that is. - Shh!
You are so gonna take Evy's man
and are always willing to help us get back out there.
I found your little story.
Get out.
just like the crazy lady in Stephen King's book.
You're really doing this?
No, I was right here the whole time.
ADULT ADAM: Stephen King made me want to write horror stories, too.
and wears colorful sweaters.