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(curtains close)
Some people think he has a chance.
is looking to unseat her in the upcoming election.
KYLE: You call this a sojourner's tavern?
telling us to take over the whole of Staten Island
-Yeah. -Yes.
Unleash the Power Within thing?
there's a human who's held by his...
(microphone feedback)
Um...
and ancient vampire move into the house, and it's
I just...
I come here every week.
Daddy.
Hello, my little nighttime brother.
Doug Peterson.
-Uh, yes? -Good evening, Madam Lazarro.
the Baron stay with us is the Baron's familiar.
* This is not your selfie obscura *
'cause I didn't have enough layers on the other night.
(Doug grunting)
I'm holding up a finger indicating to hold on a second.
wants to take me on a sexual journey.
* No vampires remain in Romania *
That was hundreds of years ago, Master.
-No. -Uh-uh.
* You're dead, you're dead, you're dead *
and the bar on the ground floor below my apartment...
All right, I think you need to calm down, my beauty.
-The man is quite obviously mad. -DOUG: He spoke to me
Wh-What was that about a vampire?
Lori Problem solved