Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Something's gonna happen, then it'll be too late.

You're the greatest son in the world!

I ain't saying a thing till I get one more.

Looks to me like you've got yourself a little problem.

— Thanks a lot. — Get out!

Did you draw the short straw today, barry?

It was great for me, because my grandma came to my birthday party.

I have a really bad problem.

— Want me to bring you back something? — Oh, no, thanks.

Have dinner with me?

She ain't want to, but I wouldn't stop until she let it out.

— Your father's not getting his foot… — That's what you always say.

I know what I'm talking about, Arlene.

How's that supposed to happen all of a sudden?

— That's an engagement ring. — And he doesn't drink.

I guess it's hard for some people who are used to things the way they are…

I'm not doing a bunch of skanky guys instead of spending time with my son.

— Hello? — Hey.

— No, not you. — No, I've been weak.

That's not pertinent, and you know it.

Who's Mr. Simonet? Hey, I'm talking…

What'd you wish for?

I know somebody's in here.

— I feel you. — No doubt, dog, no doubt.

And then I pass the buck to you

Here you are. You can't drive. You can't vote.

I can't reject you. You're too quick for me.

It'll be your birthday present to me.

…and get her some goddamn air.

What? You like it?

The shit came from my head. I can't lie.

— I need a smoke. — Yeah. Over there.

Well, you can't know, not until you're looking at a dumpster.

You only like people you can get drunk with.

Seventh grade is difficult, but he seems happy at school.

One night it was very bad, the worst I'd ever seen it.

— Bummer. — Bummer.

Because you came to the school…

Whatever we want.

— He's paralyzed, get out of the ring. — You can't get out of the ring.

It's the truth.

Give me that! That's my asthma spray!

— When I find something worthy… — I know somebody who needs something.

Look what I found.

Get him, get him! Off the ropes!

You ever been on the street?

Look, I know what we had was a nightmare, Arlene.

They pay you to.

I mean, people are listening to me.

In what other way has he been a father?

You didn't call me a fag, did you?

You think I'm going for your dried-up crusty ass? Whatever.

That can't be right, can it?

Mention my name, you'll be selling your kidneys to pay for your lawsuit.

We could, if you were, if you want to…

Trevor locked himself in a bathroom and he can't breathe…

Why do you think Trevor stopped talking to you?

Thank you very much. Where's the phone? I got to call for a cab.

That's not really breakfast.

…and he lights a match.

If there is a word you hear that you don't understand, there's a dictionary.