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Quick, put a stamp on me and tell him I'm the package.
Ooh, that's a good story, but Bob,
Just think. There's little presents in every one of these boxes.
Oof. Sounds hard. But yeah.
Hello?
Special delivery. I need someone to sign.
But then I went into the bedroom and called Gayle
Don't mess with a mail carrier.
To be fair, I'm a lot.
The gift for the little nephew.
Really? Crap.
They need so much help they almost don't care
Maybe it's Mom and she's just being really formal?
Even if there is no little boy in there.
It'll be the ottoman situation all over again.
You got to follow protocol.
Barrette.
Yes. How long? 2 hours.
Oh, he's so judge-y.
Linda Belcher? I'll take care of it.
All right, we got to do this quick.
Louise, now!
I don't have time to take it to the plant.
♪ Goin' to my temp job on Christmas Eve ♪
- Anyway. Bye. - Uh, Lin?
Aw, I can't wait.
Not that they'll come looking for us.
Dirk. Dirk Moneyrich.
Signature
I'm almost... sorta done.
All right, let's try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
there was a vending machine with Burobu figures,
- Any extra... presents? - Extra gifts.
You're the buffer between me and your parents.
in this package but a whole bunch of human poop.
♪ Just 'cause it is the, 'tis the season ♪
One, two, three...
Just don't even bring it up.
- Yeah. - So it's Priority Express.