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Uh, o-one more time, people.
Hey, look, it's okay.
Oh, God.
- That was the truck? - Mm-hmm.
We have mail carrier-mail sorter confidentiality.
- like Mom come in and sort the mail. - Why not?
Dad?
Ugh. How many times do I have to say it, people?
I'll bet they're gonna say I grew.
but it was too far from the vending hole?
♪ And a partridge in a pantry. ♪
Andie MacDowell, probably.
I felt like a large elf.
Uh, please?
Gene and I are gonna go with Mom.
I do and I'm gonna be home soon and it'll be
- to another town pop-out. - Yes!
Ugh. Not even Tina's journal can help us find a gift for Tina.
Sorry, T, we wanted to get you something better.
All right, if I come out,
The package, it's for Christmas delivery?
Big night, huh, Dad?
What's Santa gonna think?
I took a package, don't know what I'm gonna do.
We'd even have time to stop at the store real quick?
How soon is soon, Linda?
Keep your mouth shut, Santa. I'm doing this for you.
Mm-hmm. Yep. Yep.
Just... drink.
- Nephew Kracker? - No. Maybe.
- Uh... yeah. - Aw, thanks, Mike.
Uh, ri... oh, right.
He won't notice one little bitty missing package, right?
Linda, it's Mike.
Scratch my butt, that feels good.
Aw, eating a tin can, looking at Jesus.
Don't worry, Bob, I'll keep the one you always stink up.
But workmen were there.
- That bad, huh? - No. Good.
Ah, different reasons.
so much...
Now that I have your attention.
I could call your superior.
So you guys are here early.
Mom, look.
Eh, technically, biologically.
And we got to get back before Grandma says anything
The guy at the plant had enough going on.
Aw. I'm so sorry, sweetie.