Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You want a good life?

Pulling a tooth is less painful than blinding yourself.

- I'm not going. - Why the hell not?

He could live another 50 years.

The North Side real estate pricks

You don't have to do a thing.

It says I have to memorize it by the time I get there.

Where you can't fight him off?

I promised my son I'd be home in time to tuck him in.

Hmm. I could put him up front.

and getting kicked out of college?

Thought you were off today.

Someone weak, stupid, and desperate.

Hi, this is Fiona.

You haven't signed yet?

I don't mind it anymore.

I need to clear my head for a while.

I'll cook for him, and I'll do his laundry,

I hadn't let you go down on me.

He said his first word! You guys hear that?

Will you tell them, New Monica?

I was gonna say something nice.

What about 'em?

to get the DCFS off your back...

Or they brand you

so if you're gonna make things weird, I'm out.

and the cake and stuff like that?

You guys are like, the, uh, unsung heroes, you know?

I missed this shit.

doesn't mean I don't give a shit.

but at least I was in love.

He was supposed to get back from work two hours ago.

I just need you to go downtown.

Well, how long till we're up and running again?

- Yo. - What's going on over there?

What, for good?

Anyone else around?

by a system that rewards criminals

I want to get married so I can keep Franny.

Haven't you lived up there, like, a hundred years?

There... there was Russian TV and moans.

♪ What is this feeling ♪

I asked Debs to take care of it.

I don't want your blessing. Just your consent.

The Laundromat across the street from Patsy's is getting sold.

I could casually go down on you later?

to go begging on the street with my baby

that's got your name on it.

Ah, babe, you've never had in-laws.

No employees. No spoilage.

Investing? Much better way to grow those pockets.

- How old? - He's 23.

You miss another episode of Shameless,

You'd give me 80,000 for this place?

You're married to someone else?

Oh, fucking hell.

Couple of days.

Just because I want you to contribute your fair share

- Yeah. - You mean she pissed on you.

We can even keep Wendell's name on the sign.

You've tasted piss, haven't you?

after Sierra ripped me a new one.

He's paralyzed.