Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's made $392, been laid twice.
of Rudi Garmischt.
That is why we are here.
All right, all right!
Make it forty.
I haven't seen a skier like you in years...
Try that on for size.
What is it with that guy?
I'm skiing the world championships...
Good.
It's water time. Get me a volunteer!
Congratulations.
Yeah, next time!
and newcomer Harkin Banks of the United States...
Well, I'm gonna do it.
WTF A CHINESE DOWNHILL?
A skosh of Mother's Myers's rum...
Take your starting position.
Welcome to Squaw.
THE MAGICAL EVENT IS NOT OVER YET.
I was tired.
Uh-uh. Sylvia's sure got what it takes.
I suppose a fuck's out of the question, huh?
That way you could suck up the bumps.
I'm Squirrel Murphy.
I'll bet you have.
Was ist los? lhr schweinhund.
And we made a vow
J~ Brown Shred the gnarrrr bruh! Lol
- All right! -Here come the judges' scores.
You can kiss my ass Not on this side, not on that side, but right in ze middle!
I ain't into older men, you know?
first Harkin and now me.
Chinese Downhill
So, what happens in Squaw Valley besides skiing?
Next up is number 101...
Hey, watch it, buddy! You jerk!
You busy for dinner?
So, you met Rudi, huh?
You fool! imbecile!
A toast to Dom Perignon and the World Cup.
Hey, Adolf! Somebody's talking to you!
Dan O'Callahan.
OK, let's hit it!
Guys, I'd like to propose a little toast...
And now for the rules...
Why don't you turn that down?
Hey, it was too hot to wear underwear.
WTF¥DH
Well, Curtis, you can take your starting position.
And now for the judges' scores--
- Squirrel. -All right.
Next up is Harkin Banks, number 149.
What do you want?
We call him Kamikaze.
Damn it!
How about something hot?
before I can let you go down.
So glad you could make it.
because he's bad.