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Artie?
Usual: boy meets girl, girl meets bank account.
Well, that's what therapy's for.
(creaking)
Well, they're practically invisible.
by what they say, not how they look.
and "'rithmetic" starts with a "A."
Now everyone's favorite: rinse and spit.
(mouthpiece creaking)
Oh, fine. What about you two?
CROWD (chanting): Dubya! Dubya!
(giggles)
it doesn't matter what comes out of my mouth?
It looks like you're burning money!
(tires screech)
Two days in Ohio, two days in Michigan,
and, booyah, up to Ontario for some international flavor.
After three sessions, I figured out it was a goat with glasses.
I was all prepared for a big presentation,
This is an abomination!
Or do I?
The happy girl put the thing in the hole!
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based on my stupid smile.
You're big with swing voters,
CROWD: Boo!
That's your brother.
-Hey, gorgeous. -Hey, Bart.
(stilted): Power save.
I can make it happen.
Charlotte crawled off to die,
(low, ominous music plays)
I'm gonna make one of them my bride.
Artie only married her because she looks like me.
I want to show you something.
Aw, you're taking all the fun out of it.
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