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Even the rhino's leaving.
Charlotte died alone at the saddest place on Earth,
Not one person from the bride's family.
You are too Lol [nervous laugh]
ARTIE: Jealous?
(school bell rings)
(stilted): One percent battery.
You know what I say?
(GIGGLING)
Let's try this app on you.
Huh? Huh?
So as long as I'm smiling,
What? Who are you?
hail to the teeth !!
But, uh, no word to the wives.
What about the kids on the slide?
(singing happily)
The man we thought was your orthodontist
Hi Hi
Lisa, did you get your eyebrows waxed?
(scoffs) Rogue periodontist.
First, tell me one thing: How long is the aisle?
i.e., Money to Burn.
But I'm wearing a pound of Mary Kay.
(groans): Oh, boy.
Terrific.
After my parole, I got rich
NGHIN!TGUGB!&UY1UY!N!Umbt!U1nTnhHJ!Uy1yun11TUN!my8!
(gasps) Lisa's using a funny-face app.
It was one last trick.
How did you meet your wife, by the way?
This is technically his honeymoon.
But they were all inferior in some way.
I take great delight in informing you
(GIGGLING)
-(grunts) -Ow!
I just don't like you.
that the bride and groom have written their own vows.