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¶ This wedding's gonna be fly ¶
(HUMS TUNE)
(yells)
Artie Ziff? Isn't that the rich guy
(Artie groans)
Or vegan.
Well, let's just say you're on retainer.
Bup, don't be so sure.
I knew this day would come. (sobs)
I am, as the poet once said, a dumb schmuck.
It says "Money to Burn."
Homer took me to a "psychiatrist."
Hey, pal, you're a news guy. Give it to me straight.
No, you can't.
¶ ¶
(gasps) What happened to my smile?
Oh, the shame.
Hey, I'm not made of money.
You're not really thinking of going, are you?
Our first candidate is Dubya Spuckler.
I am the only man your mother has ever been with,
(grunts)
(beeping)
-HOMER (groans): Oh. -Why, you ask, am I getting married?
Huh?
Bravo, Lisa.
(gargles)
In the bag, Madam President.
This is too weird.
on eBay again?
Lisa, I'm sorry, what do you have?
Dubya! Dubya!
And am I shallow enough to enjoy this?
I mean, how hard is this?
for a tune-up.
ALL: Lisa Lisa Lisa
And they're blowing the whistle, the farmer's yelling, It's YARN Memes Characters. Oh, wow.
¶ ¶
I've spent years trying to build the perfect copy
-Hmm! -My headaches are so bad.
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