Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I thought my jokes were bad.

How many of your friends have I killed?

It's not about money...

You should be. Whatever the Joker's planning...

Tell them we'll come back and pick them up once we dump the scumbags.

Will you be wanting the Bat-pod, sir?

Tell them your name.

POV when you go to a mental asylum

- I'm gonna need your weapon. - What?

“Should've Thought About That Before You Let The Clown Out Of The Box."

Those men on that boat? They made their choices.

What do we do now? Where are we going?

Welcome to Hong Kong, Mr. Fox.

Look, take it up with the Joker.

- It's someone else, isn't it? - Harvey.

People will lose hope.

What are you building for him now A Rocket Ship?

Evening, commissioner.

Do you wanna know why I use a Saber? Blaster are to quick..

It's all part of the plan

Get down to the engine room now.

Our boy looks good on the tube.

and Jim Gordon will have died for nothing.

Targeting me won't get their money. I knew the Mob wouldn't go down easily...

A very nice man said he could have it up and running in a week, and he takes cash.

You already knew.

Harvey, the last man that they appointed to protect the Republic was named Caesar...

I've checked all the databases. There are four possibles.

a watchful protector.

What difference does that make?

No, you're not.

Don't think like that. They're coming.

You can't stop here. We're like sitting ducks!

I believe in Saffy

I am not the batman

You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time.

What...? That's not him.

There is no escape from this

They can't afford to be off the streets. They'll cut deals that include some jail time.

Are you telling me that you're gonna protect the other traitor in Gordon's unit?

but their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit.

What's he hiding under that makeup?

We believe the Joker's made a threat against your life.

The priority is Gotham General. Wheel everybody out of that place right now.

Because we found his next target. He's put it in tomorrow's paper.

That guy's not getting up, is he?

I need you plugged in, checking Gordon's men and their families.

ENOUGH! About darts!

but the Chinese won't extradite a national under any circumstances.

I think, Mr. Endreson, a simple phone call might have sufficed.

Because it's all part of the plan.

You've turned every cell phone in Gotham into a microphone.

Firstly, to assure the citizens of Gotham...

Mm-hm. What about that floodlight on the top of MCU?

I have no choice.

diagnosis the identification of an illness

Jeremy Hambly just showed you the internet, and

Yeah, that'd be why.

I am not wearing dress shoes.

oh ho ho oh ho ho oh oh ho ho ho look at me, it's a new revolution. when i grow up i'll never do that again when i grow up i'll never do that again are you really pecia? look at me what a revolution.

The only sensible way to live is without rules.

- Where are we going, sir? - To get Reese.

Me, when Pauline calls me into the office about 15.08

believe that Batman stands for something more important...

Even if the plan is horrifying.

He said Batman's gonna turn himself in.

Clearly followed Trump's suggestion...

click around and see which address each drop is associated with have you met these guys?

Well, depending on how it's shared, it could play one time or several.

Bill “Jett” Ramey? He's a fall guy. I'm the brains of the organization.

We found the missing hospital bus.

Enough from Disney

Come on I want you to do it

Jim, it's over.

it's a bad joke.

- Where, then? - No one can know but me.

And some people just want to blow the bloody doors off…

- Why? - No one else will die because of me.

Ah, the "good cop, bad cop" routine?

Nothing less than a knight...

Harvey Dent didn't wanna give in to this maniac.

To log into SAGE _

So you think Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hm?

Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate...

Virginia just showed that

You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation.

- I figured, counselor. - Mr. Dent, sir...

They need you right now...

Por que você é tão sério?

You were a glorified accountant.

Very poor choice of words.

I'm Mike Engel for Gotham Tonight.

- Even to a guy like me, that's cold. - Where's Dent?

What about getting back into the plane?

It's All Part Of The Plan

Stand away! All of you!

while judges and police commissioners are getting blown away.

Call the transit authority, school board, prisons. Get every bus down to a hospital.

- Let's put a couple tables together. - I'm not sure that they'll let us.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Even to a guy like me, that’s cold!

You wouldn't dare try to justify yourself if you knew what I'd lost.

- Two of them cops. You can't sweep that... - No.

"What does it take to make you people wanna join in?"

Just the person you love most.

You wanna know how i got these teef???

Five hundred and twenty-seven counts of obstruction of justice.

The numbers are solid.

Much more subtle.

So we'll hunt him...

To be continued.

Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets.

Non l'eroe che ci meritavamo. Ma quello di cui avevamo bisogno

Don't tell anybody and I'll find you there.

You wanna know how I got them?

Yo, Gambol, somebody here for you. They say they've just killed the Joker.

Me trying to convince weird anime guys to give me their cock

How many times Collective and Garbage have tried and failed to stay relevant since 01/01/00

Get a unit over to Surrillo's house. Tell Wuertz to find Dent.

If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?

We got you, you son of a bitch

You'll condemn me.

I wouldn't leave something like that up to chance.

Until their spirit breaks completely.

Little Rambo here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.

You have inspired good. But you spat in the faces of Gotham's criminals.

What the hell is this?

- Are you threatening my client? - No.

We're not intimidated by thugs.

Like this Batman. We're hearing he's doing good, criminals are running scared.

Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.

I think, Mr Else, A simple "No" might have sufficed:)

Compared to this, the Mob doesn't scare me.

Now that’s more like it

I'm carrying too much weight. I need to be... I need to be faster.

In a Rico case, if you can charge one of Then with a felony

You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul...

I don't. I make my own luck.

Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.

- You don't think I will? - Mm-mm.

- Barbara, calm down. - He has the kids!

We're running out of time!

No! There's no time!

The public likes you. That's the only reason that this might fly.

Call in every officer.

but it's not the source.

Each of you has a remote to blow up the other boat.

Ready! Aim! Fire!

Guns are too quick.

how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

that it's full of people ready to believe in good.

The kind of mind the Joker attracts. What do you expect to learn from him?

And that means they haven't killed us yet either.

Well, I do appreciate you bringing me out here in such style, Mr. Lau, but I re...