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then you're gonna love me
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What if Robbie Whitman is the Doodoo Bandit?
800??
You got more chance of winning the Powerball than running into him.
Drop your weapons! On the ground, now!
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What can I do for you, Mr. Reese?
B
Because sometimes...
WHY SO serious?
But you already know what that is.
Have you ever had to talk to the person you loved most...
Harvey, just in case, I wanna tell you something, okay?
- Don't! - I'm sorry.
A joint University merger will be a powerhouse
Are you all right?
Gtss
You don't have any say in the matter. Commissioner Gordon.
what we stand for.
I believe in Harvey Dent
The DNA belongs to Judge Surrillo, Harvey Dent and Commissioner Loeb.
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I told you my compound would take you places.
Mike Johnson
You look tired, Alfred. You'll be all right without me?
The Mob has plans. The cops have plans.
_
Goodbye.
Beautiful, isn't it?
because he's busy.
That's a lot of chicken
It's Gotham General.
One Fundraiser with my pals...
You just couldn't let me go, could you?
Melvin White, 1502 Randolph Apartments. Melvin White, 1502 Randolph Apartments.
Unban perk And he'll do what mods shoulda did 10 shills ago
Keep looking. And keep it to yourself. Anybody asks, we got him out.
- Forever. - Then why do you wanna kill me?
Alfred, what's the weather supposed to be like today A long time ago, I was in Burma...
You choose.
I know the squealers when I see them...
You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with.
I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey.
who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey.
like Christmas.
LUMBERG
Oh, sure. You just take off your little mask and show us all who you really are. Hm?
Okay.
We want 10 million shares a week or we drop the price.
You're sitting down there with scum like Wuertz and Ramirez and you're talking...
...It's about sending a message.
That wasn't exactly what I had in mind...
All right, tootsie, you're taking a dive with me.
Why so delirious?
When people use hand sanitizer during quarantine...
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Switch it off, he ain't coming. He doesn't wanna talk to us.
I'm sorry!
- Which one you going after? - Rachel.
He does that.
- What the...? - Ah, ah, ah.
I've had a change of heart.
when I was at Internal Affairs?
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What's that? Jeez.
Assemble on the building opposite.
What are you building for him now, a Rocketship?
. .
Mount the curb!
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
There were more restaurant nightmares last night, Alfred.
别那么当回事
You can tell them I took it by force
When I told you that if Gotham no longer needed Batman, we could be together...
It’s not about the ice…
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Where's Rachel Dawes?
People are dying, Jim. What would you have me do?
Oh, they should. I own the place.
Who did you fuck over?
Are you the real Ian Shane? No? Then why do you dress up like him?
How will I know?
Switch it off, he ain't comin' He doesn't want to talk to us
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It’s not about the money It’s about sending a message
How many of your friends windows have I smashed?
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Thanks again.
Eyad when battling it out with Mrs Saunders in com sci be like:
Stand by.
Maybe we could share one.
when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously?
That's very good, Mr. Lau. "Accidentally." Very good.
You've forgotten what I told you a long time ago. One of the painful truths of comedy... YOU ALWAYS TAKE SHOTS FROM FOLKS WHO JUST DON'T GET THE JOKE!
every second, those people on the ferries get closer to blowing...
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How'd they get my DNA?
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On the ground! Stay on the ground!
You know...
You wanna know how I got these scars? I tried hard boiling an egg.....in the microwave.
- Wow. Harvey's taking me next week. - Really? So you're into ballet?
Carbon fiber, .28 caliber, made in China.
and scalpasalvosdkduballs and finaldollfieudiballs and doriujcookbookiballs. and sharonwalthsmtroeididballs and uiisuduzenapballs and tarzipanteiltbslls.
Mine's Harvey.
Hoes looking for a "good man"
Jim needs you to pack up and put the kids in the car right away.
and those criminals are back on the streets, followed swiftly by you and me.
I believe in Matt Wagg
The guy that hired youse...
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Harvey. Tell everyone the truth.
Two minutes, then we breach.
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WHERE’S PHILIP
Mr. Fox? Security is showing a break-in at the R & D Department.
Enough From Grimace!
I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!
$$&
You're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck.
Mike
Now what? Need someone to shake it for you?
- Where are they?! - Choose between one life or the other.
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We Are Tonight’s Entertainment
Don't let me find you out here again.
Heads, you get to keep your head.
When their enemies were at the gates...
Huh? You won't kill me...
How many of your friends windows have I smashed?
I'm sorry, Harvey.
يلا على الحمام يارجوك بسرعه حبيبي
Down! I said, stay down there!
That's a lot of Money
They're waiting to ambush the SWAT team coming up the elevator.
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Commissioner Loeb dedicated his life to law enforcement...
Enough from the Flea
I don't like that you got your own special unit...
I didn't rig those charges.
Sperm
What makes you think I wanna hear you talk?
When the host can kick people in the middle of a game
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Nigga Nigger Negro Nigga Nigger Negro
You sure you wanna embarrass me in front of my friends?
I'm a man of my word.
Batman!
Harvey, it's okay. It's all right. Listen.
I just want my button
Some members just want to watch the HOA burn
And as for the television's so-called plan...
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- When you and... - Rachel!
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If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live.
It wasn't hard. See, madness, as you know...
- Get him out of here. - But, Your Honor, I'm not done.
Tr
No, today I found out what Batman can't do.
We got him, Harvey.
let go to bedroom baby yes pls junny
You can't leave me alone with these people.
or the sweet and innocent civilians?
Where is marcus sigmon?
shining.
- when I said I wanted to inspire people. - I know.
We're not intimidated by thugs.
- I said, hands up! - No!
Here's my card.
Nigga Nigger Negro Nigga Nigger Negro
Enough from the clown!
Dark Knight
Harvey called.
Why should I hide who I am?
I can give you the names of the banks.
- It can wait. - That bandit...
She shares my enthusiasm for justice. After all, she is a judge.
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It's...expansive.
Shut up!
No. No?
Nobody's gonna cross him for you. If you want this guy, you got one way.
Just accidentally wasting it.
The clown was right.
A relatively small amount, $57,000
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But when I say that one little old mayor will die...
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Donde están!?
Where's the rubber man